"Come on Doctor, you'll have to do better than that!"
"Tegan!"
"That's it– Oop! Hey!"
"How's this?"
"Doctor!"
"Alright, now give it up!"
"Not until you get off!"
"Come on Tegan, this was your idea!"
"Not like this!"
"Would you prefer the console room?"
"And have Adric and Nyssa gawking at us?"
"What are they doing?" Whispered Adric.
"I don't know." Said Nyssa in similar tones. "Well..."
"Well what?" Asked Adric.
"No, they'd never do that."
"THAT?!" Adric whisper-yelled, voice rising up in pitch. "What?"
"Well, there was the morning after that... thing with the vase." Said Nyssa. "And then Tegan was acting strange."
"I thought that was the thing that happens with her body every so often!" Adric hissed.
"No, that's... different." Said Nyssa. "She was acting different than usual around the Doctor."
"Of course she was!" Said Adric. "She was the one that broke the thing, and then they made her watch the Doctor take her punishment!"
"No, not that!"
"Hee hee!"
"Please tell me I didn't just hear Tegan giggle." Muttered Adric.
"We'll knock on the door." Nyssa decided, rapping on the faux wood. "Tegan, Doctor!"
"Oops!" Said Tegan's voice, then a small splash.
"Lovely, Tegan!" Said the Doctor, exasperatedly.
"Sorry!"
The Doctor opened the door and looked at Adric and Nyssa. "Yes?"
"We heard you two..." Said Nyssa. "And we were wondering what was the matter."
"I was working on my new sonic," said the Doctor, "and Tegan came in and started playing Keep-Away with it, and dropped it in the sink!" He glared back at Tegan, who was walking up and in a huff. "Why?"
"Well, I–"
"Nyssa though you were mating with Tegan!" Adric blurted out, interrupting Nyssa.
"WHAT?!" Asked the Doctor and Tegan as Nyssa blushed redder than a tomato.
"You thought it too!" She meekly protested.
"You're the one who said it!"
"Thanks for that!" Huffed Nyssa.
"Well–" Adric glanced at Tegan and the Doctor nervously. "I have something I need to do. Er, Nyssa? Weren't you going to–"
"Yes!" Said Nyssa hurriedly and woodenly. "That's right! C'mon Adric! Let's get started on that!" Adric nodded frantically and he and Nyssa hurried off.
"As if!" Tegan huffed. "Where do they get those outrageous ideas?"
"I know!" Said the Doctor. "Why would they think that?!"
"..."
"..."
"Oh!"
"Of course."
The Doctor and Tegan exchanged glances, then broke out laughing.
BloodLily: Shut up you stupid Pillow Pet!
Unicorn Plushie: Not until you start paying me!
BloodLily: You're doing it for free! It's in your contract! Besides, all you do is say the disclaimer and mouth off!
U.P: Ask the readers!
Bloody: Fine! Readers, do you think I should pay Unicorn Plushie? Happy?
U.P: Yup.
BloodLily: Great. Now do the disclaimer!
U.P: Fine. Bloody doesn't own Doctor Who. Ta!