IB:My first Skarr stoy. I love that guy so much. I don't care how odd that sounds. I also recommend seeing Underfist. GREAT MOVIE!

IB:Anyway this story is a crossover with Billy and Mandy and Invader Zim. Hope you enjoy.

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Disclaimer:The Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy belong to Maxwell Atoms. Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez

Chapter 1

The old ex general was marching back and forth through the court room. He stopped and narrowed his eyes, looking ticked off. As if that's anything new. "Hey! I'm not old," he protested, crossing his arms.

"Oh come on! You must be at least fifty two."

"I'm 31!" Skarr exclaimed stomping his foot on the ground.

"LIAR!"

"Well see who's lying when I get my missile launcher," Skarr said evilly.

Our favorite reaper hovered over. "Stop arguing with da author. Dere's no way you can win, mon." Grim said.

"And I thoughts yous were seventy two," Billy said picking his nose.

"Grr..Whatever I have more important matters to attend too," Skarr walked to a table covered by a sheet. "I have come here today to request a death sent..I mean a restraining order for the pesky neighbor boy." he said with a wide grin.

The judge picked out his earwax. "Why am I judging a mortal affair?" He gave an annoyed look, wishing too be anywhere but here.

"Because this boy is friends with the Grim Reaper. You need to order Grim to well...you know.." Skarr said smirking, rubbing his hands in anticipation.

"No. No I don't and frankly I don't care," the Judge said looking really bored.

"Oh I know!" Fred Fred Burger said running over. "You want Grim to give him nachos..yes?"

"NO! I want Grim to take care of him," Skarr said getting angry.

"Grim, take's really good care of me. I loves me Grim," Billy clinged too Grims leg, and little hearts fluttered around them.

"Ugh! Get off me Billy," Grim gave a disgusted look and pushed him off.

Billy just laid on the ground with a stupid expression on his face. He began picking his nose and eating the green, salty boogers.

Skarr grimaced at the scene. Sighing he faced the Judge feeling confident..but how long could that last? "Allow me to show you Exhibit A," He took the sheet off the table. There was a petaless flower in a broken pot which was by a sign called A. "This use to be a rare Tuoselite flower. The only one of it's kind in the world," Skarr looked down sadly. "Then! This boy! This monster!" He growled pointing a finger at Billy. "Fed it too his cat.."

"I object! Milkshakes was hungry!" Billy gave a pouting face.

"SO FEED YOUR STUPID CAT FISH!" Skarr shrieked, panting. He calmed down. "Now let me show you Exhibit B." The old ex general picked up a empty bag of fertilizer called Rare! We Help feed your Plants Fast. "I had just bought this and when I placed it down..He ate it! This fertilizer cost me two hundred dollars!"

"Not my fault that you got my favorite flavor. It tasted just like steak sauce," Billy said smacking his lips and devouring a bag of well..it's better if we don't know what it is.

"Steak sauce? I like steak sauce! I also like nachos!" Fred walked over too Skarr. "Do you have nachos?"

"NO! I don't! NOW GET LOST! You stupid, ugly elephant thing..." Skarr pushed Fred away from him. "Now behold, exhibit C the broken pieces of my good neighbor award trophy." He fought back tears and slammed his fist on the table."It took me hours too fix it after a mowing incident and that horrible boy destroyed it!"

"You didn't deserve it! You were a bad neighbor!" Billy glared.

"Your the bad neighbor! Always ruining my garden! Stealing my weapons! Tempting me to be evil! Well if you want evil little boy, I'll show you evil," Skarr grinned evilly. He neared Grim and started tickling him, then stealing his scythe, Skarr ran towards Billy. Two monsters grabbed him before he could cause any harm.

"Mr. Scab I have seen enough," The Judge said.

"It's Skarr.." He grumbled.

"Whatever. It seems to me that you need the restraining order. So I hearbye grant that you live 10,000 miles away from Bobby," The Judge said.

"It's Billy." Mandy said kicking Skarr in the shin. "And I'm the only one who threatens Billy. No one else! Me!" Her eyes narrowed down and she gave him the scary Mandy glare.

Skarr hated being scared of a little girl but he was. He frowned at the Judge. "That's..That's not fair! I came too Endsville looking for a peaceful start! I shouldn't have too move again! I have nowhere to go!"

"Don't be such a baby. You can live with your niece and nephew," The Judge said not caring in the least about Skarr's predicament.

"I don't have a niece or a nephew. AND WILL YOU KINDLY LET GO OF ME?" Skarr growled at the monsters who were still holding him. They dropped him.

"Sure you do. The fly told me. Here's the paper implying that you are now their new guardian while their dad is on a six year buisness trip," The Judge handed Skarr the paper.

"Hmm..Dear Reginald Skarr, I Professor Membrane have left my children in your care. You are related for...dating my wifes sister?? I don't remember dating anyone's sister," Skarr scratched his head in confusion trying too think. "Oh yes now I remember..I've always hated that guy. He laughed at my plans and ridculed me. I'm pretty sure he's the one who convinced her too divorce me. "I'm not going! And you can't make me." Skarr said stubbornly, turning away from the Judge.

"Grim, you know what to do." The Judge said.

Grim sighed and hovered over, raising his scythe he slashed opened a portal. "Well get in...I can't spend my whole day here..I've got plans."

"So do I!" Skarr tried making a run for it but the monsters grabbed him and threw him into the portal.

Meanwhile in a different part of the world

A young big head boy was starring at his famous dad in astonishment and sadness. "You can't just go! What about the moose ride? You were going too take me too for my 13th birthday?" Dib pouted.

The scientist man merely chuckled, patting his head. "Now, son, my colleagues insisted that I needed to go on this research mission. I'm sure I can take you when I get back." Membrane said. He failed too see that a kid needs his daddy, or he'll just feel empty and hurt..So much hurt.

"But you wont be back until six years! Six years!" Tears started swelling in the young adolescence brown eyes. He wiped them away.

The little purple haired scary sister walked over. She was upset about this too...but would never cry..Not in front of them.

"Ahh, my funny child. I'll miss you," Membrane patted her head.

Gaz gritted her teeth, punched Dib in the arm, and marched off.

Meanwhile

It seemed forever until the ex general landed on the porch of the two story house in a scary suburban area. Sighing, he knocked on the door. "Well at least I'm away from that pesky neighbor boy." Then he heard a voice. A high pitched boyish voice and he cringed, starting too sweat.

A young green human? Was yelling at his green dog. "Gir! Why did you soil Zim's shoes with your nasty mucus? WHY?"!

Skarr stared at the scene trying to shake off the fact that this Zim person sounded just like Billy. It couldn't be the same pesky neighbor boy. Unless he was in disguise. Which was possible. He shook off that notion and knocked on the door again.

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