Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia! If I did, it wouldn't be as awesome…

Crash! Bang! Smash! The sounds in the room were starting to overwhelm some of the more peaceful nations, Japan included. Poor Italy was running

around the room waving a white flag over his head while his brother, Romano, ran after him yelling "Dammit fratello!" in a desperate attempt to get Italy

to sit down and shut up. We all wish you luck Romano. So basically this is what happened.

England and France got into a fight over who's idea for a solution to world issues was better, for what could possibly be the 20 billionth time. England

shoved France into a vase that was sitting in the corner of the room, for some odd reason, and it broke, hence the crash.

Switzerland, in a desperate attempt to restore order (and to get everyone to sit down and shut up), fired his gun at the ceiling. This only pushed the

pandemonium level up to (on a scale of 1-10) an 11. Way to go Swissy, you just love your guns.

And our dear Prussian friend (his reason for the following is because he's awesome) decided it would be funny to feed the chaos by tossing an empty beer

bottle into the crowd (yelling "bombs avay!') and praying to God that it landed on someone important. So naturally it had to land on America. America let

out a completely unmanly shriek (he claims it was a macho gasp of shock), shouted "Not cool Prussia!", and walked over to the albino nation with the

intention of choking the life out of him.

Now I bet you're wondering, 'I get the crash and the bang, but what about the smash? Was that the bottle?'. Well, as funny as it was, the crash was not

caused by Prussia, who miraculously managed to escape from America's death grip while exclaiming, "You can't beat awesome! Kesese~!" The smash was

not an aftereffect of our dear Swiss friend's gun, though plaster did fall from the ceiling. That smash was the sound of a body, namely Canada, being

smashed behind the main door as it opened. You could hear his whimper of "maple" as he slid down the wall into a sitting position.

The one thing that made every single person shut up (and a few sat down in shock) was the tall, slender figure of a girl in the doorway. Her straight, light-

brown hair framed a delicate looking face. Ice blue eyes glanced around the room until they caught sight of America.

Said Nation's mouth dropped open in utter disbelief as he recognized the girl. Russia, who for quite a while had been staying moderately quiet and out of

the way, also recognized the girl. He had "helped" America when the younger nation fought against her. Well, mainly Russia was there for moral support.

"You are not- not supposed to- how did..." Russia stuttered in surprise. The normal smile that's almost always on his face disappeared. The girl grinned in

such a way that made France, Spain, and Prussia take in deep breaths. All three silently agreed, "Damn, this chick/chica is sexy~!" "Hello dear brother,"

The girl greeted America and placed a hand on her hip. America froze for a moment and contemplated on how best to handle the situation. Then it hit him.

"GHOST!" He screamed and dove under the table.

America: Oh come on, I totally wouldn't act like that!

C.S.A.: Boo.

America: Ah! Shit that so totally wasn't awesome, dude!

C.S.A.: I totally just proved that you're a wuss.

America: Nuh uh! You just caught me off guard that's all. Besides, heroes aren't afraid of anything, especially not annoying little sisters.

Russia: America, you are afraid of me, da?

America: No way in hell, dude. You don't scare me, you just creep me the fuck out.

Swissy: All of you shut up or I will beat you with my Peace Prize!

King_of_Awesomeness: None of you can compare to me awesomeness!

C.S.A.: Yo Prussia. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

King_of_Awesomeness: Make me! kesese~!

Russia: *takes out pipe*

King_of_Awesomeness: *flees for life*

C.S.A.: Please review before Russia beats the senses out of Prussia...remember, Prussia's life depends on you!

Just a few notes(Hetalia style)

History Nerds: During the American Civil War, no country actually aided the Union or the Confederacy. They were kind on their own. However, England and France supported

the South (due to the fact that the South was an Aristocracy) and becase they kinda wanted to see the the whole Revolutionary idea of democracy fail. Basically England

kinda wanted to laugh in America's face. Russia supported the Union for two reasons. I recommend google. XD Seeing as it's really hard to explain in just a

few words.

Hetalia Fans: England and France liked Confederacy's views, except for her idea of slavery. When Confederacy convinced them that she wasn't fighting for her freedom over

slavery, and that it was because she didn't like the way the government was being run, they decided that they liked and supported her. America had a single (damn powerful)

"ally" in Russia, who was mainly there for moral support. "Don't worry, America, it'll be all over soon and you'll have kicked their asses!" something like that or, "Show her

who's boss". Then Russia flaunted his power and scared the shit out of England and France. He basically said, "If you get involved in this war, I'll use it as an excuse to get in

your faces!". Go Russia!

Americans: *says in baby voice* England and France are countries in Europe! Russia is a country that spans two whole continents! Epic right? Am I right!? XD

(please don't take offense...I'm American myself!)

question: I want this to be in a much more readable format...any suggestions? for some reason it won't even let me input that squiggly line or an asterix...I'm a very upset hetalian