"Yo, Canadia!"
Canada turned around, surprised that his brother had actually noticed him.
"Y-yes?"
"Why don't you live with me?"
Canada stared at America, completely confused.
"W-what?"
"All my other states live with me! Why don't you?"
"… I'm not one of your states. I'm my own country."
America gasped. "Are you trying to secede? You're not allowed to do that!"
"No, America, I've always been my own country. I was never part of yours."
After staring at his brother for a minute, America started laughing.
"I get it now! You're just making a joke! Very funny, bro. Now, I really think you should move in with me and the other states."
"But –"
"I'll expect you to be moved in by the end of the week, understand?"
"But, America –"
"Cool! I'll see you soon, then, bro!"
As America ran off, Canada sighed.
"Why doesn't anyone listen to me, Kumakiko?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Canada."
AN: Inspired by my history teacher, who referred to Canada as the 51st state during class today. I'm so sorry, Canada... I couldn't help it.
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