Never Mess with Dimensional Portals

by Sailor Scully

Authors notes: I've watched all of these anime shows many times, except for Gundam Wing. The only epsiode I saw of GW was the first half of the movie today, Endless Waltz. The only Gundam guys I think are cool are Quatre and Duo, but my Rini-ish little sister likes Trowa, and she made me put him in. So they're the only ones in this story, but if they act a little OOC, don't kill me.

Flames are welcome....I like making fun of them.

disclaimer: I own NOTHING except a few of the witch/wizard students (Saiyna and Chibi-Koneko and a few others). Don't sue me please.

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It was a nice, happy day at the Masaki temple. Ryoko was watching TV, and Washu was down in the basement cooking up another weird experiment. Everyone else was at some stupid festival in Tokyo. Washu and Ryoko had no interest in it, so they stayed home. Ryoko was flipping channels, and she stopped at FOX to watch the X-Files. Suddenly there was an explosion from the basement. "Washu!?!? What ARE you doing!!" Ryoko yelled in annoyance. Suddenly a bright red flash came through the door and swept over Ryoko. When it cleared, she was gone.

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Meanwhile, in another dimension, Goku, Trunks, and Piccolo were facing off against Cell in a big tournament. Cell had reached his complete form, and it took all three of them to even land a punch on him. Trunks and Goku were in ascended Saiyan form. Trunks shot away to attack from a distance, but when he fired for some odd reason his attack back fired, and a big red ki blast came straight at him. He yelled in confusion, and when the light cleared only Piccolo was left, with a very evil expression on his face...

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"ha ha Duo! Can't get me now!" Quatre yelled in exhilaration. The Gundam-guys had a few days off, so they were fooling around with their Gundams. Quatre swung Sandrock around to face Duo who was driving a car. His car had a giant tow cable-gun attatched to the hood. Duo smirked. "I'll get you Quatre! just watch!" Quatre pulled Sandrock away and began running again, but Duo had already fired the cable. It stuck to Sandrock's leg and Duo began climbing up it. Quatre looked down at Duo...and noticed that Trowa was in the back seat of Duo's car, firing a stun-gun at Duo! But instead of a stun blast, a red beam shot out of it, causing Duo and Sandrock, with Quatre still in it, to disappear. "oh no...what have I done?" Trowa whispered in shock.

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"Haruka-san, I love your car!" said Makoto. Haruka, Makoto, Rei and Michiru were going to the park to meet up with the other senshi. "Thanks. I bought it last week with the money from my last motocross race." They drove through a light and up a hill....only to see two cars that had crashed right in front of them. "AHHH!!!" They all screamed as Haruka tried to swerve to avoid the cars. Right before the collision the car was engulfed in a red light, and all of its passengers disappeared, leaving the empty car to crash into the others.

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(That was the last one, I swear!)
It was a calm April evening at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and the Gryffindor Quidditch team was practicing out on the field. None of them were being really serious about the practice, because their team was by far the best this year. They were leading the House Cup by 500 points. Freg and George Weasley, who were in their final year, were flirting with the team captain, Angelina Johnson, who was also in her seventh year. Harry Potter, the team's seeker, and Ron Weasley, the Keeper, who were in their fifth year, were showing off their "skills" on Harry's Firebolt to Hermione Granger, who wasn't really paying attention. Alicia Spinnet and Katie Bell were the only ones actually doing anything similar to practice. They were throwing a Muggle basket ball back and forth to each other through the goal posts.
A bright burst of light in the middle of the Quidditch field caused all the players to look up. A giant robot with a blond-haired teenage boy hanging on had appeared out of nowhere! The team members scurried out of the way on their broomsticks. Ron grabbed Hermione's hand and swung her onto the back of his broomstick. They watched from above as the cockpit opened and another boy with brown hair in a long braid climbed out. He ran over to the other guy, who had blacked out, and began slapping his face. "QUATRE!! WAKE UP!!" The kid opened his eyes groggily and asked, "Duo? Why was I on the outside and you were inside?? and where the hekk are we??"
"I dunno. Maybe we're in another dimension and the warp switched us? I don't know."
In her amazement, Katie dropped the basketball right onto Duo's head.
"OWWWW!!" he looked up and saw the eight kids on broomsticks. "Maybe I was right. Maybe we are in another dimension."
Quatre stood up and called up to the Gryffindors, "Hey! could you come down here? what happened?" Alicia, Katie and Angelina giggled and flew down to talk to them, but when they got to the ground, another flash of red light and another group of people landed on top of them and prevented them from getting to Duo and Quatre.
It was Goku, Trunks...and CELL! But something was very wrong. Goku was in the body of a child, while Trunks looked to be about twenty five! "What's going on here? Why are you guys messed up...and WHY am I in THIS body?" asked a very confused voice. Goku turned and gasped in amazement. Piccolo was in Cell's body!! "What happened to us?"
They finally noticed that they were on top of the three girls, and quickly got off, mumbling embarrassed apologies.
Quatre and Duo walked over to the three Z-team members, and Duo said "So, I'm guessing you're not from around here either?"
By now the whole team was on the ground. They were all standing there trying to figure out what happened, when another flash of light dropped four very odd-looking girls on top of Fred and George Weasley. They groaned, and everyone else snickered. Ron and Harry stared transfixed at the four girls as they stood up and began freaking out at what had happened to them. One girl's long black hair was on fire, but she couldn't feel it burning. Another girl with turqoise colored hair looked like she had swallowed five sickles worth of Gillyweed; fins had began to grow from the backs of her wrists and her fingers and toes were long and webbed. A taller girl with long brown hair in a ponytail had green lightning bolts in her hair and her eyes looked like a cat's, glowing and green. And the tallest girl with short blond hair had sprouted long silver wings. The brown-haired girl stepped forward to Quatre and Duo, and introduced her group. "My name is Makoto Kino, and the girl with flaming hair is Rei Hino, the girl with fins is Michiru Kai'ou, and the one with wings is Haruka Ten'ou. Why are we like this? What happened to us?" Quatre shook his head sadly. "We don't know. It happened to us too. We were just having fun and a red light pulled us here."
A confused voice came from behind them. "Did you say a red light pulled you here? oh no. That means my experiment went out of control." A short girl with pale, long spiky blue hair and a taller woman with long spiky red hair walked up to the group. "We just got here.
"As you can see, Ryoko and I messed up our bodies too..." The older woman pulled out a Hammerspace mallet and slammed the girl on the head, then proceeded to scream at her about how she always messed up everything, and how she was going to miss the new episode of the X-Files. After she had screamed herself dizzy, she sat down and let the girl continue.
"My name is Washu, but I make everyone call me Washu-chan, or Little Washu. I was doing an experiment with a portal I'd found, and I guess I made it implode. So it pulled all of you guys here from your dimensions. Last time it did this it took me a month to set everything right....but now that I know how it works, it should take me half that time."
Everyone sweatdropped and then sighed in exasperation. Two whole weeks... . Harry suggested that he take the eleven new arrivals to Professor Dumbledore. Everyone agreed with him, and the rest of the Gryffindors went back to the tower.
Harry turned to the group of eleven and said, "I'm going to take you guys to the Headmaster. Maybe you guys could stay in Gryffindor Tower for two weeks. And I'm guessing you'll need a lab to fix this portal thingy." The girl with pretty blue hair, what was her name? Michiru? didn't look too well. she whispered in a dry, cracking voice, "I need water...I'm loosing my voice." Haruka hugged Michiru and asked Harry if the headmaster's office was far. "No, it isn't. It's right up those stairs" he indicated the main stairs "And down a corridor. Do you want me to carry her? I could take her on my broomstick." Haruka smiled and said, "No thanks. I think I can handle it." She spread her wings and flapped them experimentally, then rose into the air. She flew up the stairs, followed closely by the other flying members of the group; Harry, Ryoko, Goku, Piccolo/Cell, and Trunks. The others ran as fast as they could. When they got to a statue, Harry muttered a password, "Cockroach Cluster" and the statue swung open to reveal a passage way. The twelve ran down the hallway and entered Professor Dumbledore's office.
Good evening, Harry. I see you've brought your friends from four new dimensions." He gave Michiru a cup of water to drink. "Here, drink this. You'll feel better." They all looked at him, and he smiled. "I was watching your practice and saw verything. I don't need an Invisibility cloak to become invisible, remember Harry?" Harry nodded dumbly. "I think your idea of our new arrivals staying with the Gryffindors is a wonderful idea. As a matter of fact, we have two empty dormitories, one for the girls and one for the boys. Now about robes....hmm, I think these will fit you." A set of black robes appeared in front of everyone, and they all put them on. "I'll announce tomorrow that visitors have arrived unexpectedly and will be staying for two weeks. No need to get everyone all riled up over this. Washu, you can do all of your work right in your room. There is plenty of space. Feel free to take anything you need from anywhere in the castle. And Quatre? Leave Sandrock where it is. I'll make it invisible, so only you and Duo can see it. Now Harry, would you please guide our friends back to the Tower?"
Once they made it to the tower, it was one in the morning, so they all hit the sack and decided to work everything out in the morning.