Megaman Vs. Toyman
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, bla bla blah...
Megaman jumped into a childishly decorated chamber, and saw the door behind him slam shut. A Jack-in-the-Box fell to the ground and the sides of it opened up.
Out of the top, a fearsome head on a spring popped up and laughed insanely, introducing himself as "Toyman". Out of the left/right sides, arms slid out and legs extended from the bottom side.
Toyman: So, you decided to come and challenge me, eh, Megaman?
Megaman: Actually, I was looking for a pizza shop, but I guess a fight will do we-*SLAM*
Megaman jumped with fright as the door busted down, and a handsome bishounen stood in the doorway. He wore a blue shirt with lots of flaps, long brown trousers that were slightly baggy, black boots that went halfway up his shin, and black gloves without the fingers. His hair was combed down the right side of his face. His eyes were green and he was roughly 27 years old. He was Laguna Loire.
Laguna: Is this the pizza shop?
Megaman: Nope, but you can help me fight if you want to
Laguna looks at Toyman. He starts laughing. Laguna reaches into his pocket and takes out his trusty... Zippo Lighter. Toyman looks at him nervously as Laguna approaches him, flicking the lighter on.
Laguna: Burn baby, burn... *Throws the lighter at toyman*
Toyman: TOY MAKER!!! *Fires a beam of red light at the lighter, transforming it into a clown shaped Night-Light.
Megaman charges up his Buster and aims it at Toyman, grinning evilly.
Megaman: 1, 2, 3 and FIRE!!! *Shoots a fully charged ball of plasma energy at Toyman.
Toyman: TOY MAKER!!! *Fires a beam of red light at the ball of energy and turns it into a red dodgeball*
Megaman: F#$%!!!
Laguna: Desperado! *Throws a grenade at Toyman and watches a chain appear out of nowhere, then swinging down on it, emptying a few clips of ammo on Toyman* *Jumps back and watches the grenade explode*
Toyman: TOYMAKER!!! *Fires the beam of red light at the bullets and grenade, turning the bullets into bubblegum and the grenade into a tennis ball*
Laguna: DAMN GAY SHIT DILDO SLAP!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFF#$%!!!
Then Bass walked into the room.
Bass: Yo, guys.
Laguna and Megaman: HELP US GOD DAMNIT!!!
Bass: You mean to fight HIM? *Starts laughing* *Walks over to Toyman and flicks a switch located at the back of him*
Toyman: YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo............... *Turns off*
Bass: Easy as 3.14...
Laguna and Megaman: F#$%!!!
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, bla bla blah...
Megaman jumped into a childishly decorated chamber, and saw the door behind him slam shut. A Jack-in-the-Box fell to the ground and the sides of it opened up.
Out of the top, a fearsome head on a spring popped up and laughed insanely, introducing himself as "Toyman". Out of the left/right sides, arms slid out and legs extended from the bottom side.
Toyman: So, you decided to come and challenge me, eh, Megaman?
Megaman: Actually, I was looking for a pizza shop, but I guess a fight will do we-*SLAM*
Megaman jumped with fright as the door busted down, and a handsome bishounen stood in the doorway. He wore a blue shirt with lots of flaps, long brown trousers that were slightly baggy, black boots that went halfway up his shin, and black gloves without the fingers. His hair was combed down the right side of his face. His eyes were green and he was roughly 27 years old. He was Laguna Loire.
Laguna: Is this the pizza shop?
Megaman: Nope, but you can help me fight if you want to
Laguna looks at Toyman. He starts laughing. Laguna reaches into his pocket and takes out his trusty... Zippo Lighter. Toyman looks at him nervously as Laguna approaches him, flicking the lighter on.
Laguna: Burn baby, burn... *Throws the lighter at toyman*
Toyman: TOY MAKER!!! *Fires a beam of red light at the lighter, transforming it into a clown shaped Night-Light.
Megaman charges up his Buster and aims it at Toyman, grinning evilly.
Megaman: 1, 2, 3 and FIRE!!! *Shoots a fully charged ball of plasma energy at Toyman.
Toyman: TOY MAKER!!! *Fires a beam of red light at the ball of energy and turns it into a red dodgeball*
Megaman: F#$%!!!
Laguna: Desperado! *Throws a grenade at Toyman and watches a chain appear out of nowhere, then swinging down on it, emptying a few clips of ammo on Toyman* *Jumps back and watches the grenade explode*
Toyman: TOYMAKER!!! *Fires the beam of red light at the bullets and grenade, turning the bullets into bubblegum and the grenade into a tennis ball*
Laguna: DAMN GAY SHIT DILDO SLAP!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFF#$%!!!
Then Bass walked into the room.
Bass: Yo, guys.
Laguna and Megaman: HELP US GOD DAMNIT!!!
Bass: You mean to fight HIM? *Starts laughing* *Walks over to Toyman and flicks a switch located at the back of him*
Toyman: YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo............... *Turns off*
Bass: Easy as 3.14...
Laguna and Megaman: F#$%!!!