Idiot's Guide On 'How To Know If You're A Narutard'
Are you are Naruto fan
This is how you know if you are truly is a Naruto fan. Get 15 and above, then you are one! Get 14 and below... Well, that's an easy one! WATCH MORE NARUTO!
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1: You wanted to watch an episode of Naruto but missed it. You started brawling and crying and won't shut up until your parents gave you an orange lollipop.
2: You have all the Naruto video games even though you don't have its game system. (sweat-drop)
3: When you are at a Cosplay Convention, you will hug any random people who cosplayed your favourite characters and asked for their autographs. If they didn't want to give it, You will do your famous "Puppy-Dog-Eyes No Jutsu!" on them until they'll give in.
4: You wear an orange jumpsuit or green spandex. O.O (My eyes!)
5: You love Kakuzu so much, you don't know which one you love the most. Kakuzu or your money...
6: You love Hidan so much, you ended up cutting your hands... But you didn't die cause you're immortal! (Wahaahaha!)
7: You eat vegetables cause you're a Kakashi fangirl (or fanboy), you ran away from vegetables cause you're a Naruto fangirl, you love tomatoes cause you love Sasuke and you eat chicken cause you love Itachi weasel?
8: You spent all your free time talking about Naruto, you don't realize that you were talking to your teachers about Naruto...
9: You spent all of your allowance buying Naruto merchandise, and now you're borrowing your friends money to buy a Sakura keychain.
10: You don't pay attention in class cause your were drawing Naruto fanart. (But somehow managed to aced the test...)
11: You sleep and say' Troublesome' all the time that your friends got tired of you and throw you out from the school's balcony. (Kinda remind of Naruto when he pushed Shikamaru from the stand during the Chuunin Exam..)
12: You're an Emo.
13: You're fangirling a boy in your class.
14: You can't see a single Naruto stuff cause when you do, your friends will forcefully dragged you out of the store, tied you into a chair, then asked the store owner to close his/her store as quickly as their could before you went on a Naruto rampage. (Like me...)
15: You draw Naruto characters in your Art Exam.
16: You love playing with clay and always yelled 'EXPLOSION!'.
17: You were cleaning the Chemistry lab when you 'accidentally' knocked over a jar of God-Knows-What and caused the entire nation to go BOOM!
18: You trade your glasses for a pair of Sharingan contact lenses.
19: You dyed your hair pink/white/blond/red/black/brown.
20: You wear gloves.
21: You loves playing with sand.
22: Your boyfriend is one of the hottest guy in Naruto...
23: You're lazy and love to read books. But people don't know anything about you.
24: You loves Kakashi as the uke. XP (Who doesn't? *licked lips*)
25: People call you slow. But, secretly, you can run very fast when you need to.
26: You have an annoying inner. (HEY!)
27: You have mastered the famous Uchiha-glare.
28: You loved Japan.
29: You loved the Akatsuki so much, you bought the Akatsuki's cloak and hitai-ate on E-bay. But the cloak was two sizes too big for you which resulted you fell down the stairs ten times a day.
30: You had buy and watch all the Naruto movies. You end up at the hospital cause you'd imitating the stunts and had all the bones in your body broken. But don't worry, you'll be up and moving in the next 4 or 5 years or so?
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Author's Note:
Please Review! While you're at it, how about reading my 'Sayonara Rewrite' a Naruto fanfic.
P.S: Almost all of the above can be found in me. Yes, including the inner...