My Tank Sucks
Victorious Parody
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
No mana left and potions drank
He's lowest on the HP rank
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
Oh oh oh oh oooooooooooooh kill this tank
Oh oh oh oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
VERSE 1
Fuckin' hell. You're kidding me!
Healer can't go 1v3
I'm Oom. I know he sees
And now he's gone and wiped our team
The dungeon's not that long
Stupid mobs are not that hard
Haven't left the first damn room
My fist is itchin for a fight
CHORUS
Stay calm. I know it's just a game
And what the hell is this shit
He's pullin to much agro
I'm watching all our lives just slide away!
Oh I'm gonna go fucking crazy
This is worse than physical agony
Popping out crit heals to the left and the right
And yet we still all die
And yet we still all diiiiiiiiiiiiie!
VERSE 2
Made it to the boss, thinking
This is a dream
I'm hoping we can do this
And win this thing as a fucking team
Start the fight, Tank goes down
He starts to cause a scene
I want to cause a murder
The boss, I swear, is laughing
CHORUS
Stay calm. I know it's just a game
And what the hell is this shit
He's pullin to much agro
I'm watching all our lives just slide away!
Oh I'm gonna go fucking crazy
This is worse than physical agony
Popping out crit heals to the left and the right
BRIDGE
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
No mana left and potions drank
He's lowest on the HP rank
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
No mana left and potions drank
He's lowest on the HP rank
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
Oh I'm gonna go fucking crazy
This is worse than physical agony
Popping out crit heals to the left and the right
And yet we still all die
And yet we still all diiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank
No mana left and potions drank
He's lowest on the HP rank
Tonight I'm gonna kill this tank