Hola! It's JerichosPhantom with my first multi-chapter story! ALL FLAMES WILL BE LAUGHED AT AND IGNORED. WARNING: The story is made for random hilarity so some of it isn't realistc. You have been warned.

ME: Robin say the disclaimer!

ROBIN: If I do, will you stop hugging me?

ME: (Crosses fingers) Sure!

ROBIN: JerichosPhantom doesn't own The Batman, Teen Titans or Danny Phantom, NOW GET OFF ME!

ME: NO!

ROBIN: Help me! Anyone! NOOOOOOOOOO!

It was a usual Tuesday afternoon, and I was walking home when I bumped into my dear, slightly insane friend Lara

"Hey Lara," I greeted. Her hello was much more…enthusiastic.

"DUDE! I had the weirdest dream last night!"

She then began explaining the weird dream involving Aphrodite yelling at Annabeth, Thalia raping Luke, and Luke giving birth to a noodle. Suddenly a blue circle appeared in front of us.

"Uh, what is that?" I asked.

"Maybe it's a portal that will take us to a parallel world," Lara said.

"Well, let's go in. After all, destiny is destiny. Plus, it's really, really shiny!"

"That doesn't seem like a good reason," Lara said.

"Well, I don't have anything to do for the next 4 hours so let's go in anyway!"

So Lara and I walked inside to find that we had entered… the Batcave.

" Huh," Lara said.

" Wow, that was unexpected."

"Yeah, I thought we would enter a world exactly like ours except everyone had silver wings and magical powers and called themselves Flying Shmiffins"

Suddenly we heard a noise. It was the Batmoblie. Our reactions were as followed:

"Dude, it's the batmobile."

"… Sweetness."

Just then Batman and Robin hopped out, in all their awesome glory. It was then when I started to go into fangirl mode.

"Omigod, Omigod! It's Robin; he is so hot!"

" Um, he's like 8 years old."

"… Shut up."

While we were debating on Robin's supreme awesome hotness, we didn't realize Batman and Robin were right behind us.

"Ah-hem."

We both turned around slowly, slightly afraid. I mean, we entered a glowing portal thing, landed in the Batcave, and are now facing the Dark Knight himself, in all his... dark knightiness. It was expected of us to be slightly freaked out. It was then when we both had similar thoughts and Lara voiced it out loud to me.

"For the record, I blame you."

A/N: I got (1) from Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy

I get no credit for the awesomeness of that line!