LoL! My first story since I've gotten back on fanfiction! Hope you like it! ;P

BTW I don't own STMRHFG or any other anime characters in this story, but I do own the plot and myself and Sweetpea! jk, she owns herself (at least, I'd hope!)

Chiro: Run! Sweetpea12767's friend is doing a fanfic about me too!

Me: Oh, shut it!

Sweetpea: Heheh, I've turned her to the dark side!

Chiro: *shivers*

SK (Skeleton King): Mwahahaha! They like me better!

Chrio: Hey, my name's not spelled like that!

Me: Oh, sorry…. Typo.

Sweetpea: We both hate you, Skeleton King!

SK: *snifflez* Why can't I be loved?!?!?

Chiro: Hah! At least they like me!

Sweetpea/Me: SHUT UP CHANGO!

Sweetpea: Yay, you do read my stories!

Me: Of course, and I love how you insult Chiro and demean his name! ;)

Sweetpea: Yay! Besties 4 EVER!

SK: What about me? Who's besties with me?

Me: Umm…. Well, you wanna be besties with L?

L: (magically appears) Hell no!

Me: How'd you get in here?

Naruto: Yeah, what's up with the magically appearing, dude?

L: ….

Me: Okay, how the hell did a ninja get in here?

Sweetpea: Wait Naruto! You didn't say your catchphrase!

Everyone: BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

SK: Yay! I feel included!

Ginji (from Get Backers): Well, you shouldn't!

Me: What're you doing here?

Ginji: Oh, Light-kun sent me to 'retrieve' L's name!

L: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

SK: Haha! You're going to die, L! Take that!

Sweetpea: Hey Ginji, can you electrocute Skeleton King?

Ginji: Well, he's not done anything to me or anyone!

Cherio: STOP MISSPELLING MY NAME!!!!! And Skeleton King tried to kill me; doesn't that count for something?!?

Ginji: Well… I guess.

(Shocks the pants off SK)

Sweetpea: Avert your eyes! Skeleton King's pants-less!

Everyone: Ewwwww!!!!!!

SK: C'mon! I don't look that bad! (poses)

Ginji: (shocks the hell out of him again)

Me: Okay, enough with Skeleton King! He's ruining the party!

Chango: Okay, that's what Sweetpea calls me, and I still hate it!!!!

Sweetpea: Well, we are besties; we share everything!

Me: So, stop complaining or I'll bring your ex-girlfriend in here!

Chiro: I don't have one!

Me: You do now!

Sweetpea: Heheh! I like the way you think, Jojo!

Chiro: Well, what's her name?

Me: I'm yet to come up with that… Maybe I'll bring her in later on in the story.

Chiro: Crap…. Why can't you and Sweetpea be NORMAL?!?!?!?

Sweetpea/Me: That's no fun!

Ginji: Hey, aren't you the guy we're looking for? (points at L)

L: (puts a fake moustache on; fakes an accent) Umm… No! I believe the man you're looking for is the one without the pants over there! (points at Skeleton King)

SK: What? Wait, no I'm not!

Ginji: (zaps Skeleton King) What's your real name?

SK: Um…. Marvin. Marvin Snicker Doodle, The Third.

Ginji: Oh, yeah? Well, let me see your I.D.

SK: All I have is a picture of me and Velina fake tanning at the beach from last summer!

Ginji: Fake tanning?

SK: Well, I can't get a real tan! Bad for my status if I look like a beach god!

Sweetpea: (snickers) Like that'll ever happen!

Cho: Wait, you and Velina are going out?

SK: We were… it didn't end well.

Jinmay: What happened?

Cohri: How'd you get here?

SK: She fell for that hunk monkey, Mandarin! I was heartbroken, and it was so awkward! I mean, we work together, for Pete's sake!

Me: Pete?

Pete: WHY DOES EVERYONE USE MY NAME IN THAT PHRASE?!?!!?!? I'M NOT THAT BAD OFF, THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO CARE ABOUT MY SAKE!!!!! AUUGHHH! (disappears)

Me: Oooookay?

Sweetpea: Didn't know he was real….

Please R&R! Thanks for reading! Really, I mean that!!!!!!!!! *twitchy eye*

Chiro: ...U r one messed up writer!

ME: Thanks! Thank you! So much! A Lot! BUNCHES!!!!!!!

Chiro: I'm... um, leaving now!

ME: But you're in the next chappie! You can't leave now! I feel so alone! O.o

Chiro: ...