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Chapter 1 An awful Christmas
"What is up it is Chris the host of Total Drama Island." "Today is December 3, 2009 a very cold day in Canada about 1outside." "All of campers are back to the Island and are spending Christmas with chef and me to win 5million dollars!" "The campers are going to be here by jumping out of a plane." "Here is are first teen who is a pain but not to me D.J." "What is going on Chris it is 1 outside I am cold and I am wearing 6 jackets". "I will explain when all of the campers are here." "Next up is Tyler." "What is goi9ng on Chris?'' "I will explain when everyone is here." "Next the looser himself Harold." "That was the worst thing I ever did was flying out of a plane I am going to pass out." "The greatest man himself is Geoff .'' "That was an amazing jumping out of a airplane it was amazing!" "Next the jack ass herself Heather." "What is going on I am cold and I am not staying hear I will go crazy being here with these people!!" "Your parents sent a email saying they wanted you back because the hate you." "I will be okay in the cold weather and we had to jump out of a plane that was a very stupid idea." "Next is Lindsay." "I am cold tired and…. Heather you are here.'' "Unfortunately I am hear." "You are going down to the ground." "Next is Leshawna." "What is up peoples are you ready to lose." "Next is Eva the tiger." "I am going to hate it hear again." "Next is the sexy Justin who is a pain." "I am not a pain but I am sexy." "How can we forget the man who farts a lot Owen." "Hi mom and dad I am going to be a winner." "Or a looser." [said Heather] "The nerd himself Noah." "Great another season of shame and no fun on Christmas vacation." "Trent is next and is a fighter until the end." "Hi I can't wait to come in 2nd place." Then who will win {said Chris] "Gwen." "Can we hurry up {said D.J.} "I was the first one hear and I am cold wear are the cabins?'' "Will you wait for a few minutes chill out.'' "That was a good joke cause it is cold and chill." "Next is Gwen proof dinosaurs were once on earth." "Lets get this over with." "The man who loves Gwen Cody." "Are you ready to lose." "Next the crazy Izzy, Izzy, wear are you?" [ She popped out of the snow] "I have been hear since last season living with the beavers and with the dear." "Okay next is Bridgette." "I missed you all but I am sorry I have to win." "Next is the lawyer Courtney." "I will have to win so I can go to law school." "Next is Katie and Sadie." "We are going to win and split ½ of the money witch each other." {Chris I am full of snow and so cold hurry up} "Next is Beth.'' "Get ready to lose." Last is Ezekiel." "Get ready to lose because I am going to win.'' "That is all of you good welcome back to Total Drama Island." "You will win 5million dollars if you win." Will we have the challenges outside? [asked Tyler] "Yes we are." [Everyone said no} "There is 4feet of snow outside your challenge is to find out were the keys are." "The winning team has the cabin with heat on the loser team does not have heat start." "Boys we have to find the girls key said Justin? Why if we have theirs they won't find it and will get the heat." "Lets do it 1,2,3Boy rule and girls suck!!! "Girls said Heather look it is are key Chris, Chris!" "What is it we found the key." "Boys the girls are the winner." All thanks to me said Heather." "Girls follow me boys stay there." Girls here is you cabin but here is the think you have to connect the heat for it to work what by." "Boys [D.J. started crying because he was so cold. ] here is your cabin nothing special get wormed up because tomorrow it will be -10 have fun." "See you next time on Total Drama Island.