One day in thunderlcna, now named glitterclan, ravenkawaiistar was sittin on da high rock and was like
"mkay Barley-baby, you can take out the patrols now, desu kawaii!"
So, Barley took out a patrol made ofs dustpelt sandstorm and cloundtail. Then when ythey were gonna catch a stray bunny named lightning, a dark tabby leg that was on fire came in.
HAHAHA shouted the leg. IT IS ME, TIGERSTARLEG, AND I AM BACK!
OH NOSE! Shouted all them stuff.
Then out of fear cloundtail and dustpelt hugged eachother.
I wuv you, you fat pelted piece of fox dung mewed dustpelt
I wuv you too, you mean spirted bulkly, said cloundtail, then the started making out as the tigerstarleg shot a fireball from its paw and killed them.
Then the leg killed all the kittehs in the land, even skyclan and the tribe.
BUT THEN WAIT!
It was ashfur! He had a bucket of KFC and was like, yo its that leg
Ashfur made his wings turn into blades and slices up the leg. Then he poured some kfc barbecue sauce on it and ate it with the chicken
I love mah KFC. Ashfur purred.
Then he found Sasha and she was like, wow ashfur, you are so hawt anc I love you lets make babies
THEN ASHFUR AND SASHA HAD FIFT-TEEN KITS AND THEY FORMED KFC CLAN. THEY ALSO GOT FREE FOOD FROM KFC BECAUSE THE CAME THERE TWICE A DAY.
THE END!