Prompt: Imagine your OTP in a seemingly sexual situation and then it's revealed what they're actually doing.

Fandom: Arrow

Pairing: Nyssa al Ghul/Felicity Smoak

Disclaimer: I own nothingg.

Author's Note: A short one-shot with some Smoaking Assassin

"Um was that a moan?" Roy questioned with a quirked eyebrow.

"No. Nope. Nope, it was not a moan. More specifically, it was not a moan from our innocent and pure Felicity Smoak. Nope. Definitely not a moan." Oliver continued to mumble under his breath as he and the younger man came to a stop in the dining room. The Arrow gang was staying at the Queen mansion for the weekend before leaving for a mission in Austria. The two men were on their way to the kitchen for a snack when they heard some…'mysterious' noises coming from around the corner.

"Uh, are you sure? I'm pretty - "

"Mmm…" a moan sounded from behind the wall.

"That sounded a lot like - "

"No!" Oliver hissed. "No, no, no. That is not - "

"Another one. Add another!"

"Another? Are you sure you can handle it?"

"Holy shit! Is that Nyssa?! I didn't know they were dating - " Roy exclaimed with wide eyes.

Oliver quickly covered the younger man's mouth and pulled him away from peeking around the corner. "Nope. Nope. Nope - "

"Fuuuck…that is soooo good!" Felicity moaned loudly.

With that, the young billionaire couldn't contain himself anymore. "Hey! What do you think you're doing in my kitchen?!"

"Huh? Hey Roy, Oliver…what's going on?" Felicity asked with a curious expression.

"Mr. Harper. Mr. Queen. I am certain that even you two neanderthals can find a more acceptable way to announce your presence…rather than barging in with a shout?" Nyssa questioned with a pointed look as she stirred the contents in the pot that sat simmering on the stove.

"We didn't mean to barge in. Oliver and I just thought that you guys were - "

"We thought you guys might like a helping hand!"

"Uh, yeah…that's what I meant" Roy stuttered at the glare he received from the Green Arrow. "What are you guys making?"

"Nyssa's teaching me how to make this Japanese chili sauce! We're adding a couple more chili peppers to kick it up a notch!"

"Sweetheart, just do not add too many…not everybody can handle spicy food"

"I know, I know" Felicity murmured with a small smile. She leaned up to give her girlfriend a quick kiss. "Thanks for giving me this cooking lesson today, Nys"

"Of course, darling. It is my pleasure" Nyssa smiled lovingly at the excited blonde.

"Well, it looks like you girls are almost done. I guess we'll go back to training. Have fun!" Roy said before grabbing two apples from the counter and hurrying out of the kitchen.

"Yeah, have fun ladies. Well not too much fun. But enough fun - I'll see you later" Oliver broke off into a mutter as he rushed out after Roy.

"That was strange…even for them" the IT girl chuckled as she chopped up another pepper.

"Quite." Nyssa agreed. She smirked and wrapped her arms around her lover. A firm kiss was placed on the blonde's neck and a light shiver followed. "Nonetheless…we are now alone again and our sauce is close to being finished…"

"Mmm well let's have some of the sauce first and - "

"And then can I have you, my sweet Felicity?"

Felicity's breath hitched and she leaned back into the assassin's embrace. "Yeah…yeah that sounds…awesome"

"Yes, indeed…it sounds 'awesome'" Nyssa chuckled lightly and held the blonde even closer.