Advance Wars-My Way

Chapter 1-It's War!

Nell:Come here Andy, you stupid bas****! I can't be bothered fighting Moby Dick today, so you can do it for me. Understand?

Andy-What's a bas****?

Nell-Grr...

Andy-EEK! *goes to battle Olaf*

Olaf-Ho, ho, ho...err...I mean BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Andy-Wow, Santa Clause!

Olaf-Yes, th...err...no it's not! Now die! *sends lots of Md Tanks after Andy's HQ*

Andy-Uh-oh...err...ahh! *throws the 5th Harry Potter book on top of the Md Tanks*

MD Tanks-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *get squished*

Andy-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nell-WTF! How did he do that?

Andy-Heh, heh, heh...

Olaf-Well, let the winds of war bring snow!

Andy-*shows Olaf the wooly coats everyone is wearing* I'm not stupid you know...

Nell-*laughs* What world are you living in?

Andy-Silence! *puts Nell in a cage* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sturm-*watching this on TV* Hmm...he is good. I will make a clone o...Ooh, Baywatch is on! *watches Baywatch*

*back with Andy and Olaf*

Andy-Maelstrom...come...all...who oppose...me.

Olaf-Yeah, that's f***ed up.

Andy-Silence! *locks Olaf in a cage*

Olaf-You don't want to make me angry...trust me. *turns into the hulk* OLAF SMASH!!!

Andy-AIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Olaf-*sends infantry to capture HQ* Stop jumping up and down on his HQ, and just capture it!!!

Infantry-Screw you, sir!

Olaf-WHAT!!!

Andy-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Olaf-*beats Andy over the head with his sack of presents*

Andy-Ow! *runs Olaf over in an MD Tank* Now, infantry capture!

Infantry-Yessir! *captures Olafs HQ*

Andy-Hooray! I 0wn j00 Olaf!!!

Nell-You can't speak l33t.

Andy-What's l33t?

*victory music*

Andy-*does a stupid dance* I win!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!