Senator palpatine: This is Senator palpatine and I'm here to host the Star
Wars edition of the Weakest Link. Lots of Star Wars characters are here to
compete. We do things a little differently now that im is the host. First
of all there are only eight contestants and if they get one question wrong
there eliminated. So these characters all wanna win a lot of money, do
they? Well let's see who's the weakest link. Tonight we have: DARTH VADER,
OBI-WAN-KONOBI, YODA, DARTH SIDIOUS, BOBA FETT, JANGO FETT(boba fetts
father on star wars episode 2 attack of the clones), R2D2 AND QUI-GON-JINN.
Senator palpatine:right,first question for DARTH VADER.Who is the chosen one?
DARTH VADER:Me, im the chosen one, and soon im gonna rule the whole galaxy.
Senator palpatine:No, the correct answer was just DARTH VADER, not all that mumbo jumbo that you went on about.right next question for OBI-WAN- KONOBI.What is anakins mothers name?
OBI-WAN:um.....is.....is it..... Shmi?
Senator palpatine:correct.next question for yoda.
YODA:bank.....
Senator palpatine:Who was the first jedi ever to fart?
YODA:Um....Who was the first jedi to drop one.....Was it...Mace windy?
Senator palpatine:correct.Right next question for DARTH SIDIOUS.Who killed your apprentice DARTH MAUL in star wars episode1?
DARTH SIDIOUS:Was it qui-gon-jinn?
senator palpatine:No.It was obi-wan.So DARTH VADER and DARTH SIDIOUS are out of the game.Next question.BOBA FETT what does queen amidala turn to in episode 2?
BOBA FETT:Is it queen of the world?
senator palpatine:No.next question.JANGO FETT what is the name of star wars episode 2?
JANGO FETT:Well im in that film so it has to be attack of the plones!
senator palpatine:no.next question.R2D2 who is the killer in a nightmare on elm street?
R2D2:hhgfsdguygryyr
senator palpatine:No its freddie kruegor.next question.Who is the main character in the alien films?
QUI-GON-JINN just sits there in fire because he's dead.
senator palpatine:no.So ive got bored now so im just gonna say that OBI-WAN- KONOBI wins so by from me.
So it aint bad is it.well its easily better than harry potter which I thought was very childish so potter if you is reading this me is better than you.
Senator palpatine:right,first question for DARTH VADER.Who is the chosen one?
DARTH VADER:Me, im the chosen one, and soon im gonna rule the whole galaxy.
Senator palpatine:No, the correct answer was just DARTH VADER, not all that mumbo jumbo that you went on about.right next question for OBI-WAN- KONOBI.What is anakins mothers name?
OBI-WAN:um.....is.....is it..... Shmi?
Senator palpatine:correct.next question for yoda.
YODA:bank.....
Senator palpatine:Who was the first jedi ever to fart?
YODA:Um....Who was the first jedi to drop one.....Was it...Mace windy?
Senator palpatine:correct.Right next question for DARTH SIDIOUS.Who killed your apprentice DARTH MAUL in star wars episode1?
DARTH SIDIOUS:Was it qui-gon-jinn?
senator palpatine:No.It was obi-wan.So DARTH VADER and DARTH SIDIOUS are out of the game.Next question.BOBA FETT what does queen amidala turn to in episode 2?
BOBA FETT:Is it queen of the world?
senator palpatine:No.next question.JANGO FETT what is the name of star wars episode 2?
JANGO FETT:Well im in that film so it has to be attack of the plones!
senator palpatine:no.next question.R2D2 who is the killer in a nightmare on elm street?
R2D2:hhgfsdguygryyr
senator palpatine:No its freddie kruegor.next question.Who is the main character in the alien films?
QUI-GON-JINN just sits there in fire because he's dead.
senator palpatine:no.So ive got bored now so im just gonna say that OBI-WAN- KONOBI wins so by from me.
So it aint bad is it.well its easily better than harry potter which I thought was very childish so potter if you is reading this me is better than you.