The UN-life Rewrite

by ASHAce

My Name is Arthur Anderson and i died. But that's not to big of a deal because i get a second chance at life form a Greek god named Vita. My problem is trying to survive in a gang full of gun slinging psychopaths while trying to not get beat up by Boss. I chould really use a drink right now. Rated M for Sex,Drugs and murder. Parings are M!OC/F!Boss and Johnny/Aisha

The UN-life Rewrite

Disclaimer *I do not own Saints Row that belongs to THQ I do however own Vita and Arthur.*

Chapter 1: Into and Jail

My life sucks. Will as if I had a life to begin with. You see I'm a very special person, A person who the universe screws over at every possible turn.

You see I died a few minutes after I was born. Now normally that would suck. However I was given a second chance at life by a Greek god named Vita.

Vita is the Greek god of the UN-life and his children the Inmortuus help save different universes. Inmortuus' are the people who died before they could enjoy life.

Inmortuus then gain knowledge of that universe they will be staying in. My universe was the Saints Row series. Vita told me that even though I was given a new chance at life did not mean everything will be happy.

He told me that I would get a disease that would vastly deteriorate my body's muscles and heart. However I was given the ability to learn this at high paced speeds.

"You have strengths and weakness just like everyone else. However it is up to you to make them great. I am after all only giving you the tools and means now go Arthur go and change the fate of the universe."

That was thirty three years ago. So far I have changed a lot in those small years. I went to college and got several masters with Vitas gift.

After that It was a matter of meeting Johnny Gat four years before the story started and joining the 3rd Street Saints as the number one tech expert. Johnny and this new girl called playa where kicking the Vice Kings asses with me providing support.

Unfortunately things got real bad. Playa got blown up by a Yacht and both Johnny and I got thrown in jail after a failed Troy Bradshaw.

I was put in there top security cell. Where I remained for five long years.

Tonight however that was all about to change.

*Authors Note* So if any of you guys reading this have read my old story the UN-life then you will know it took place in the mass effect universe. I felt though that it was out of place and to poorly written for my taste. So I am going a rewrite with the Saints Row universe instead. Hope you guys like the story so for now peace out!