"Come on Clyde, where gunna be late."

"Hey, you're the one who lost my phone."

"Sorry dude. Can we just leave please?"

"Ah ha got it."

"Finally dude, lets go." God Craig can be impatient,

"'Kay."

I follow Craig out to the car, Tweek and Kenny are already waiting for us, I can't remember exactly why Kenny started hanging round with us, but to tell the truth I really don't mind he's much nicer to me than token was. Token ditched us when we went to middle school, for a 'cooler' -to use his word- crowd.

"What took you guys so long?" Tweek asked, shaking like always, he doesn't have the random outbursts like he used too but he still shakes like crazy. "Don't want to be late, first day of high school."

As soon as my belts fastened Kenny's brothers extremely beat up car pulls out of my drive, Kenny's brothers pretty cool, he offered to drive us to school so we didn't have to catch the bus, although I do think that Kenny threatening to tell their dad where his Jack Daniels went had something to do with it.

"Lost my phone, and high schools no different from middle school, we'll just be the youngest again."

"Yeah, that sucks." Kenny frowned.

"Hey look on the bright side guys, at least Kyle won't be the smartest guy in the school any more, and the fatass wont have every buttfucker and there bitch wrapped around his little finger." Craig said flipping the bird to an old woman out the window."

"I wouldn't count on it." Kenny replied

"Listen kids, if anyone gives you any trouble, just tell 'em Kenny's a McCormick." Kevin says from the drivers seat, he really sounds like a hick.

"Dude I don't want people knowing that!" Ken complained, he has tried really hard to do well for himself, and not get the same rep as his dad and brother, I admire him for that. I could never do anything like that, mainly because I don't have a mould to break, I'm just Clyde, no trademark like Craig and his finger or Tweek with his coffee.

"it's a good idea though, no one would mess with us." Craig adds.

"not the point dude, I'm not getting a rep like that."

We pull into the parking lot, when I get out of the car and take a look at our new school I'm surprised. It's not like I haven't seen the building before, because I have, it's just it seems different now that it's my school.

"dude come on." Kenny says Craig and Tweek are already by the doors, so I walk with Ken to our first class. I have all my lessons with him, four lessons with Craig and two with Tweek. Which is pretty good going.

"Dude, this is great I have all my classes with you kick ass." Ken says, as the teacher walks through the door, she doesn't look like she's old enough to be a teacher, in fact she doesn't look like a teacher at all.

"hey class, I'm Ms. Jean, and this is my first year teaching, so don't give me a hard time 'kay, because I have no problem handing out detentions." With that I hear Craig whisper;

"What about physical discipline?" he really is a pervert, it was the porn that did it, two years ago Kenny sold Craig his entire porn collection for some extra cash and it's like the perverseness swapped hands too, Kenny said that he just grew out of it, but he hardly laughs at that type of joke anymore, and he hasn't had a girlfriend since then ether, but maybe I'm just thinking too much about it.

All the lessons up until lunch are pretty much the same 'hi-I'll-be-your-teacher' and 'we-will-cover-this-year' kinda stuff, so when Ken and me sit down at the table that Craig's marked as ours for the next four years, I'm relived it's lunch.

"No way Tweek they're so main stream now it hurts."

"Are not, besides you liked their first two albums."

"Yeah, before they went main stream, they're shit now."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Who're main stream?" I interrupted.

"Don't matter, Tweek just has crap taste in music." Craig replies

"Dude, they're not doing the music thing again are they?" Kenny asks me.

"Yep, everyone knows that 90's rock and real indie bands are the best."

"Damn right." He says as we do the whole high five thing, Craig and Tweek just shake their heads at us, they both have really bad taste in music, Craig's right when he says Tweek likes main stream, but Craig wouldn't be able to choose a decent song if it slapped him across the face.

"So… how's high school?" Craig asks.

"Gay." I state.

"In the most heterosexual way possible." Kenny adds.

"You retards having fun?" I hear from behind me, I know who it is without turning round, only Eric Cartman casts a shadow that big.

"What do you want fat boy?" Craig asks.

"Oh, nothing I just thought that you fags should know your sitting at my table."

"It's not yours. It ours now." Tweek states quietly, but Cartman still hears him.

"AY, up yours, twitchy."

"Listen lard ass, just find another fucking table, and don't walk past any windows, last time you went past my place there wasn't daylight for three days."

"Fuck you poor-boy." And with that he was gone.

Kenny's brother gave us a ride home again, but he drove a different was back so my house was the last stop instead of the first.

"See ya tomorrow Dude." Kenny said as I climbed out of the car.

"Yeah, later." I unlocked the door as they drove off, and walked straight into the kitchen, mom had left me a note;

Clyde,
you dad and I are working late tonight,
dinner's in the oven heat it up when you get hungry,
don't go to bed too late, hope you had a great first day at school.
Love mom x

All in all today hasn't been half bad. High schools not the hell everyone makes it out to be.