hi there! k sooo i got bored and did`nt see anny of these type things for Kanda Yuu from -Man sooo i desided to make one. enjoy?
~30 Ways To Annoy and/or Piss Off Kanda~
Warning!:Some of these may cause you to get a injury, butt kicking or may cause death. You have been warned.
1:Hide his hair ties (if asked, say Allen did it)
2:Mess with his hair
3:Call him a girl
4:Call him a she-male (warning:if used, u may be considered suicidal)
5:Call him Soba-Brain
6:Or call him Soba-4-Brains
7:Run circles around him screaming
8:Randomly tackle him
9:Randomly Glomp him
10:Yell in his face for no reason (then run like hell)
11:Randomly pop up out of no where and yell "AHH SHE-MALE!" and kick him
12:Push Allen into him
13:Or, push Lavi into him
14:Throw Soba at him and run
15:Hide Mugen from him
16:Glue (or duck tape) Mugen to the ceiling of his room and say "it was Lavi`s idea" then run
17:Mess with his Lotus Hourglass (may cause you to get a butt kicking)
18:Hide his Lotus hourglass (may cause death)
19:Paint his room Lotus pink and tell him Lenalee did it
20:Take Mugen and run
21:Steal his clothes and replace them with a pink dress and tights
22:Write "I love Allen" or "I love Lavi" on his forehead
23:Write "I love Allen" or "I love Lavi" all over his room and blame it on Komui
24:Put a "Kill Me Now" sign on his back
25:Buy Yaoi mangas and throw them on the floor infront of everyone in the food court and yell "KANDA! STOP HIDING YOUR YAOI IN MY ROOM!"
26:Write a love letter to Lavi that says its from Kanda and say Allen did it
27:Enter his room at random times
28:Mock him
29:Call him by his first name, Yuu
30:Your Existence (/shot)
My brother, Gruntkiller117`s ~6 (suicidal) ways to piss Kanda off~
1:hide under his bed and come out from the bed at night while he's asleep and yell "YEAH TOAST!
2:sneak into the bathroom while he's in the shower with a prank/fake knife and open the curtains and start pretending to stab him while yelling "AHHHH SHE-MALE!"
3:Go up to Kanda while he's eating Soba and pick up the bowl of soba and while screaming as loud as you possibly can, throw it acrossed the room and then say very, very calmly "there was a fly in your soba"
4:Go up to Kanda with a python in you hand and say "hey Kanda" (while the pythons mouth is open) and put snake on his head and say "dose it feel poisonous?"
5:go up to Kanda and pull out his ponytail holder and say "where's your head tail? Huh she-male?" and when he twitches, flick him in the eye.
6:on Kanda's birthday, put a blindfold over his eyes and say "I have a surprise for you" without letting him know, take him to the way top of the Black Order and take him to the edge of the roof and take his blindfold off and give him a pick-axe then say "look down there" and then push him off then say "HAHA SHE-MALE!" (Note:the pick-axe is for catching himself on the edge)
so...review? lol