HighPistol: I'm back!How dare fanfiction.net take this story down!Just becuase its a Ask __ Fic.Well don,t worry I'll still make Zelda anwser letters.

Zelda:Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

HighPistol: but now to make sure Fanfiction.net won,t take this down,I have writeen a story...



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Once apon a time in a far away land there lived a girl named Zelda.She awoke one day feeling very hungry.

Zelda: "I feel very hungry."

So she walked up to Link and began knawing on his head.She didn,t like the way he tasted so she put salt in his eyes.Link then begain to scream.

Link:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

He ran around then blew up and in his place stood Impa.She told Zelda she would grabt her three wishes.

Zelda: "I wish I could grow a beard."

And so Zelda grew a beard.

Zelda: "I wish I could laugh like Nahga (the white serpent) from Slayers.

And so Zelda could laugh like Nahga...OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

Zelda: "And I now wish for this story to end!"

And so it did...

The End

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HighPistol: Now since this won,t be a "Interactive" fic (hehehe) All I'm saying is you you happen to reveiw this fic,and you just happen to have a letter.Zelda just might happen to read it,and just might happen to reply back.Mwuhahaha...

Zelda: Oh the life I lead...