Fun Fun time in drunk land

"Where am I" the brit questioned, his head pounding his shirt covered in a horrible smelling liquid. Looking around his eyes went wide seeing the kawai rainbows. "Is this where I think it is" he stated taking his shirt off allowing his sparkles to help him blend into the environment.

Licking his lips he began running, the light blonde fuzz on his chest shimmering in the moon light. Jumping over a sleeping nyan he grinned wildly, the sky slowly turning into a horrific melting rainbow. Licking his newly acquired fangs he combed a excited hand threw his sandy blonde hair.

Gripping tight onto his jacket he took a deep breath as he jumped into a glittering river. "I'm coming for you love' he yelled the water over taking him he closed his eyes smiling. Hitting the bottom of the river he chuckled the water having no effect on his breathing or talking. Ripping a giant piece of coral off he shoved it into a passing by fish, the impact of the coral causing indigo blood to pour from its gills.

"Yes Arthur you are almost there keep coming don't give up" a mysterious voice said from the depths of the river deeps. Picking up the dead bleeding fish he shoved it down his pants, cranking his neck he began swimming towards a ragging whirlpool. His hair all over the place he let out a roar as he shoved the fish out of his pants and into the whirlpool. "Taste the rainbow" he screamed a rainbow magicly pouring out of his mouth and nose and into the deep.

Closing his eyes he smiled as he felt the water disappearing around him, as the gravity came crushing he his body fell limpless to the ground. "Poppet" he whinned his eyes opening only alittle, the blood from the fish, making his once black ripped skinny jeans turn purple. He smiled as he was gently put on the back of something.

"what took you so long git I was waiting" he whispered his head nesting in the creatures hair, taking a long sniff of the glorious mane he smile a soft groan slipping from his lips. Instead of a reply he got a neigh, the unicorn with its long glorious horn gently patted the side of the boys head. Smiling Arthur sighed in content "you truly are the only one who understands magic pelt"