Author's Note: this just came to one of the admins. She also knows that Romano is Catholic and doesn't believe in Jesus or something. She doesn't give a f**k. Also, she's very sorry for introducing this.
Late one night, Romano came home feeling extremely lonely. All of his friends-even his brother-all were in relationships now. How could he have not seen this coming? He loosened his tie and flopped down on his bed to cry.
"Why? Why do I have to be the only one?" He cried.
Little did he know, there was a man watching him. Another immortal man, just like his country self. This was Jesus, the sass master. He had been watching Romano for some time and fell madly in love with him. Seeing Romano sad like this broke his heart so he did the biggest "fuck you" to god ever, went down just to be with his beloved.
"What is troubling you?" Jesus asked.
"I-It's just- wait. W-who are y-you?" Romano sniffled.
Jesus pulled Romano into a hug. "I am Jesus. I have been watching you for some time and fell madly in love with you."
"R-Really? You're Jesus from the B-Bible? And you're i-in l-love with me?"
"Yes. Now I know I am immortal, but please give me the honor of being your boyfriend for however long you may live?"
Romano dried his eyes. "I'm a country, damnit. It's gonna be a long time."
"So is that a yes?"
"I guess so, bastard."
Jesus pulled Romano into a passionate kiss. "Thank you! I promise to be the best boyfriend ever!"
And for a very very long time afterwards, Jesus and Romano lived very happily at Romano's house with lots of laughter and love. Until-
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TO LEAVE?!"
"I'm sorry, my love. I have to go back to heaven."
"But why?!" Tears welled up in Romano's eyes. "T-Tell the bastard I love y-you too much t-to let y-you go!"
"I can't. I have to go back. I'm god's son, Jesus the sass master."
"Will I e-ever see y-you again?"
"Maybe. Just know that I'm always watching you lovingly, love."
And with that, Jesus faded away, leaving behind a devastated Romano.