Konnichiwa! This is my REALLY LONG Fushigi Yuugi self-insertion fanfiction.
Disclaimer - I do not own any of the Fushigi Yuugi characters, names, and all that.. Ginni, Molly, Courtney, and Liana are all real people (my friends) and I got their permission before putting this story up. I myself am Clare, so I didn't really need to ask myself for permission, unless my brain has a second opinion. Read on!! (This should be titled "The eternal destruction of the Seishi's ego" but you know, we didn't REALLY do that much harm...ehheheh..
It was a nice spring day when school let out. Well, any day when school lets out is nice, but today was just NICE. Okay I'll stop talking about the weather. It was that time of the year that everyone enjoyed.SPRING BREAK!! Little children ran frantically around the playground, and for some reason the seventh graders were playing keep-away with a kindergartener's underwear. Clare left the school building with her usual textbooks and whatnot. Her friends had been lost somewhere in the mass of uniformed bodies back in the school, but her being short had made an easy escape. There was one thing looming over all of the 8th grader's heads..the dreaded..the unspeakable.the TERM PAPER. While the rest of the happy go lucky students at AHN got to go on vacation, the whole 8th grade student body was stuck at home putting the finishing touches on the paper that would result their language arts final average. Clare wasn't looking forward to Spring Break.considering she hadn't even started her term paper yet. (And this is an honest-to-god true fact.)
"Clare!! Wait up!!" Courtney yelled, breaking free from the little children in the hall and running over to her. Clare stopped, and waited.
"Are you going to the library? That's where Ginni and Molly told me to meet them. Liana is going too, but she said she's going to be late." She asked, panting.
"Yeah, I was just heading over there," Clare muttered, "I gotta find out something about the telephone.otherwise I'm just going to make the whole paper up." Courtney then commenced to speaking about how well she was doing on her Women's Olympic's paper.as Clare visualized the big fat F looming in her face.
The library was quiet. Of course, that's how libraries should be, but today it was unusually quiet. Most of the time when you had Ginni, Courtney, Molly, Liana, and Clare together they'd be insanely loud.involving Clare and Liana making up rap songs while Ginni and Molly worked on new Weevil rhymes.and Courtney finished her book about bubble fishies and the moo's shoe. When Clare and Courtney arrived, they found Ginni and Molly quietly working with encyclopedias and periodicals. Heck, Clare didn't even know what a periodical was.and that was why she didn't have one listed in her bibliography. They seated themselves, pulled out their rough drafts, and waited for Liana to arrive. Soon enough the group of 4 was a group of 5. Liana dropped her bags and sat in a seat.
"How come you're late?" asked Molly, yawning. It had been a few days since her last snuffer of Kagatoozy.and she still hadn't gotten over her hangover.
"I was just taking some last minute pictures of Adam.he's going on vacation," sighed Liana, a dreamy look in her eyes.
"s-t-a-l-k-e-r," whispered Ginni quietly.
"I AM NOT A STALKER!!" roared Liana.
"Quiet in the library," the librarian barked. This wasn't an ordinary librarian. This one was half-dog. And so, she had the right to bark.
"I hate term papers," said Courtney, slamming her encyclopedia shut and groaning.
"YOU hate them?? You're going to get an A!! I haven't even started yet!" hissed Clare.
"I don't even know what mine's about," said Molly.
"Internment Camps are so booooring," said Ginni.
"Yeah? Well I got to write about guns.BAM BAM!!" said Liana, making gun imitations with her fingers and pretending to blow holes in the computers. Everyone stared blankly at her.
"hehe," she said, turning red. Suddenly, an earthquake arrived and shook the table violently. Earthquakes didn't usually come in New York.but this one shook violently. So violent that Courtney's pen flew off the table and rolled into a room marked "restricted". The door was slightly ajar.making the situation all the more curious.
"Oooooohhh a RESTRICTED section," said Ginni evilly, wringing her hands.
"Is this like in Harry Potter? Are there books in there that are going to YELL at us?" asked Molly, grinning..it would be a great prank if she managed to get her hands on one of THOSE.
"I seriously doubt that," said Liana.
"Well Courtney needs her pen..how about we ALL just go and look for it.for all we know it could be under a shelf.and it takes 5 people to find a pen." said Clare deviously. They crept from the table, made sure the dog- woman wasn't looking, and hurried into the restricted room. Molly flipped the light switch, and a dim light with dead bugs plastered onto it came to life. (Not literally.there wasn't a fluorescent light bulb with a hood attached running rampant around the little tiny room.)
"Woah, who ever knew that books like THESE would be in here? I mean, they're really rare. This one was printed in nineteen eighteen," said Molly, trying to sound serious, "You know how much we could get for these on E-Bay??" Clare shot her a look that read plainly "we're not selling library property on E-Bay." The room was small, and dust was all over the books, shelves, and walls. The light was the only thing in the room covered with dead bugs, thankfully, but cobwebs plastered the wall corners and the floor was chipped in different places, hinting that mice lived somewhere under the mahogany bookcases.
"Found my pen," said Courtney, bending down to pick up the writing utensil from the farthest shelf on the wall. A book lay open next to the pen, the pages old and yellow, small holes missing from parts.
"What's this?" asked Liana, picking the book up, "The 'Universe of the Four Gods'? Sounds freaky." Clare hurried over, and took it, examining the pages.
"It's an English translation from Chinese," she said, opening the book. Ginni snatched it from Clare's hands, and blew the dust off the first page. Clearing her throat and standing directly under the light, she read out loud.
"Herein contains the tale of a young lady and her quest to gather the seven constellations of Suzaku," she whispered, "And if you, the esteemed reader, should read to the story's end, the spell contained within this book shall bestow upon you the powers of the heroine, and grant you your wish. For indeed the moment the page is turned, the story will become a reality." Everyone remained silent for a moment.
"What cheap shit is this??" asked Molly, heading for the door.
"You know, a wish sounds pretty cool." said Liana, "I could meet Jake.or.get an ATV.or get rid of my sister." Clare's eyes lit up.
"Anime." was all she was able to whisper.
"Maybe I could make Chobits books 7 and 8 come out." said Ginni.
"Who the frick cares?" asked Molly. Suddenly there were footsteps, and then the door was slammed shut and locked. Everyone stared, mouths open, at the entrance.
"Well well," said Courtney, "Doesn't this suck."
"Ok this is the last place I'd want to be stuck in," said Liana. Suddenly, a dead moth fluttered from the lamp and landed on Ginni's shoulder.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she said, dropping the book and trying to detangle the moth from her AHN sweater. A wind swept around the room, and the book emitted a bright light.
"Ok that doesn't look good," mumbled Molly. There was a high pitched sound, and suddenly, all 5 girls were sucked into the book pages. The wind died down, and the book snapped shut.
!!!!!! End of Chapter 1! So what did you think? (There obviously isn't MUCH to think, considering we aren't even in the STORY yet.) Be prepared to see Tamahome like you've never seen him before! Honestly, if he falls in love with the Suzaku no Miko, and there are 5 of us, it's not exactly going to work. .Until next time!! *runs off to eat lunch*
Disclaimer - I do not own any of the Fushigi Yuugi characters, names, and all that.. Ginni, Molly, Courtney, and Liana are all real people (my friends) and I got their permission before putting this story up. I myself am Clare, so I didn't really need to ask myself for permission, unless my brain has a second opinion. Read on!! (This should be titled "The eternal destruction of the Seishi's ego" but you know, we didn't REALLY do that much harm...ehheheh..
It was a nice spring day when school let out. Well, any day when school lets out is nice, but today was just NICE. Okay I'll stop talking about the weather. It was that time of the year that everyone enjoyed.SPRING BREAK!! Little children ran frantically around the playground, and for some reason the seventh graders were playing keep-away with a kindergartener's underwear. Clare left the school building with her usual textbooks and whatnot. Her friends had been lost somewhere in the mass of uniformed bodies back in the school, but her being short had made an easy escape. There was one thing looming over all of the 8th grader's heads..the dreaded..the unspeakable.the TERM PAPER. While the rest of the happy go lucky students at AHN got to go on vacation, the whole 8th grade student body was stuck at home putting the finishing touches on the paper that would result their language arts final average. Clare wasn't looking forward to Spring Break.considering she hadn't even started her term paper yet. (And this is an honest-to-god true fact.)
"Clare!! Wait up!!" Courtney yelled, breaking free from the little children in the hall and running over to her. Clare stopped, and waited.
"Are you going to the library? That's where Ginni and Molly told me to meet them. Liana is going too, but she said she's going to be late." She asked, panting.
"Yeah, I was just heading over there," Clare muttered, "I gotta find out something about the telephone.otherwise I'm just going to make the whole paper up." Courtney then commenced to speaking about how well she was doing on her Women's Olympic's paper.as Clare visualized the big fat F looming in her face.
The library was quiet. Of course, that's how libraries should be, but today it was unusually quiet. Most of the time when you had Ginni, Courtney, Molly, Liana, and Clare together they'd be insanely loud.involving Clare and Liana making up rap songs while Ginni and Molly worked on new Weevil rhymes.and Courtney finished her book about bubble fishies and the moo's shoe. When Clare and Courtney arrived, they found Ginni and Molly quietly working with encyclopedias and periodicals. Heck, Clare didn't even know what a periodical was.and that was why she didn't have one listed in her bibliography. They seated themselves, pulled out their rough drafts, and waited for Liana to arrive. Soon enough the group of 4 was a group of 5. Liana dropped her bags and sat in a seat.
"How come you're late?" asked Molly, yawning. It had been a few days since her last snuffer of Kagatoozy.and she still hadn't gotten over her hangover.
"I was just taking some last minute pictures of Adam.he's going on vacation," sighed Liana, a dreamy look in her eyes.
"s-t-a-l-k-e-r," whispered Ginni quietly.
"I AM NOT A STALKER!!" roared Liana.
"Quiet in the library," the librarian barked. This wasn't an ordinary librarian. This one was half-dog. And so, she had the right to bark.
"I hate term papers," said Courtney, slamming her encyclopedia shut and groaning.
"YOU hate them?? You're going to get an A!! I haven't even started yet!" hissed Clare.
"I don't even know what mine's about," said Molly.
"Internment Camps are so booooring," said Ginni.
"Yeah? Well I got to write about guns.BAM BAM!!" said Liana, making gun imitations with her fingers and pretending to blow holes in the computers. Everyone stared blankly at her.
"hehe," she said, turning red. Suddenly, an earthquake arrived and shook the table violently. Earthquakes didn't usually come in New York.but this one shook violently. So violent that Courtney's pen flew off the table and rolled into a room marked "restricted". The door was slightly ajar.making the situation all the more curious.
"Oooooohhh a RESTRICTED section," said Ginni evilly, wringing her hands.
"Is this like in Harry Potter? Are there books in there that are going to YELL at us?" asked Molly, grinning..it would be a great prank if she managed to get her hands on one of THOSE.
"I seriously doubt that," said Liana.
"Well Courtney needs her pen..how about we ALL just go and look for it.for all we know it could be under a shelf.and it takes 5 people to find a pen." said Clare deviously. They crept from the table, made sure the dog- woman wasn't looking, and hurried into the restricted room. Molly flipped the light switch, and a dim light with dead bugs plastered onto it came to life. (Not literally.there wasn't a fluorescent light bulb with a hood attached running rampant around the little tiny room.)
"Woah, who ever knew that books like THESE would be in here? I mean, they're really rare. This one was printed in nineteen eighteen," said Molly, trying to sound serious, "You know how much we could get for these on E-Bay??" Clare shot her a look that read plainly "we're not selling library property on E-Bay." The room was small, and dust was all over the books, shelves, and walls. The light was the only thing in the room covered with dead bugs, thankfully, but cobwebs plastered the wall corners and the floor was chipped in different places, hinting that mice lived somewhere under the mahogany bookcases.
"Found my pen," said Courtney, bending down to pick up the writing utensil from the farthest shelf on the wall. A book lay open next to the pen, the pages old and yellow, small holes missing from parts.
"What's this?" asked Liana, picking the book up, "The 'Universe of the Four Gods'? Sounds freaky." Clare hurried over, and took it, examining the pages.
"It's an English translation from Chinese," she said, opening the book. Ginni snatched it from Clare's hands, and blew the dust off the first page. Clearing her throat and standing directly under the light, she read out loud.
"Herein contains the tale of a young lady and her quest to gather the seven constellations of Suzaku," she whispered, "And if you, the esteemed reader, should read to the story's end, the spell contained within this book shall bestow upon you the powers of the heroine, and grant you your wish. For indeed the moment the page is turned, the story will become a reality." Everyone remained silent for a moment.
"What cheap shit is this??" asked Molly, heading for the door.
"You know, a wish sounds pretty cool." said Liana, "I could meet Jake.or.get an ATV.or get rid of my sister." Clare's eyes lit up.
"Anime." was all she was able to whisper.
"Maybe I could make Chobits books 7 and 8 come out." said Ginni.
"Who the frick cares?" asked Molly. Suddenly there were footsteps, and then the door was slammed shut and locked. Everyone stared, mouths open, at the entrance.
"Well well," said Courtney, "Doesn't this suck."
"Ok this is the last place I'd want to be stuck in," said Liana. Suddenly, a dead moth fluttered from the lamp and landed on Ginni's shoulder.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she said, dropping the book and trying to detangle the moth from her AHN sweater. A wind swept around the room, and the book emitted a bright light.
"Ok that doesn't look good," mumbled Molly. There was a high pitched sound, and suddenly, all 5 girls were sucked into the book pages. The wind died down, and the book snapped shut.
!!!!!! End of Chapter 1! So what did you think? (There obviously isn't MUCH to think, considering we aren't even in the STORY yet.) Be prepared to see Tamahome like you've never seen him before! Honestly, if he falls in love with the Suzaku no Miko, and there are 5 of us, it's not exactly going to work. .Until next time!! *runs off to eat lunch*