Real: Ok.I do not own any things in this, so don't kill me!
Trowa: ...Good.
Auditions: Take One!
Movie: Wizard of Oz Casting: Wendy: Quatre
Both Wicked Witches: Dorothy
Glenda: Duo
Lion: Wufei
Tin Man: Heero
Scare Crow: Trowa
ToTo: Rashid
Fade in, you see a house sitting in the middle of a grove.
Quatre(Wendy): (wearing a blue dress) Where am I?
29 little girls run up to him/her and start chanting, "The wicked witch is dead!"
Quatre: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Rashid(Toto): Maste-..bark, bark, woof.
A glowing light approaches them, when it fades away standing in its place is a young 'man' dressed in a pink dress, holding a wand, and wearing a tiara.
Duo(Glenda): (glaring at an invisible entity behind Quatre.)
Quatre: Who are you?
Duo: (grumbles) I'm the witch of the North.
Quatre: Are you a bad witch?
Duo: No, I'm a good witch.
Quatre: Oh.
Duo: Unlike that one. (points beneath the house. Two dark eyebrows suddenly smoke and shrivel up leaving one ruby red head band.)
Quatre: Wow.
Duo: Yeah, yeah.(picks up head band) Now its yours.
~End Scene~
Fade in to a huge mountain fortress. Thousands of flying monkeys soar around the mountain. Wicked witch cackles and walks around a cauldron.
Dorothy (Wicked Witch): So he/she is heading here.(coughs) Let them come. I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.
~End Scene~
Fade in to a very happy Quatre walking in the middle of strange characters.
Heero(TinMan): (crossing arms and thinking)
Trowa(ScareCrow): (glares at an invisible entity in front of him)
Rashid: .woof.
Wufei(Lion): ..INJUSTICE! I am no coward!
Quatre: Wufei, come on, play along.
Trowa: I agree with Wufei, I am not a brainless idiot.
Duo: (Stomps onto screen) Yeah, and I'm not a woman!
Dorothy: (From back stage) At least you don't have a huge wart on your face!
Rashid: I'm taking a coffee break. (walks off).
Wufei: Let us correct this lapse in judgment!
Quatre: How?
Duo: By taking it up with HER.
Trowa: (Looks horrified) What if SHE does something?
Wufei: Then we will take care of HER.
Heero: And how do you plan to do that?
Duo: We just will.
Wufei: Yes, but before we do. (Turns to Duo) Take off the horrid excuse for a costume.
Duo: Well.. I can't.
Trowa: Why is that?
Duo: (looks at the ground) she super glued it on.
Quatre: (Eyes go wide) She glued it on?
Duo: (Nods)
Trowa: Even.?
Duo: (nods grimly)
Wufei: What kind of monster are we dealing with?
A huge dirty blond head appears from behind them.
Relena: Who are you calling a monster?!
Wufei: (Quickly points towards Heero)
Relena: So Heero, you've finally come to kill me?
Heero: (looks up at the head) .Mission complete.(pulls out grenade and throws it behind a curtain. A scream is heard then nothing.)
The giant head disappears.
Wufei: Ding dong the witch IS dead.
Duo: Wow Heero...but I'm still stuck!
Heero: (Looks at Duo) Mission accepted.
Duo: (eyes widen, tries to slowly back up).
Heero: (Grabs Duo and pulls him into a room. Screams are heard.)
Trowa: That's it..
Quatre: Well.that's it. (Rubs the ruby headband) I wish I was home, I wish I was home, I wish I was...NO!!!!
Trowa: ...Good.
Auditions: Take One!
Movie: Wizard of Oz Casting: Wendy: Quatre
Both Wicked Witches: Dorothy
Glenda: Duo
Lion: Wufei
Tin Man: Heero
Scare Crow: Trowa
ToTo: Rashid
Fade in, you see a house sitting in the middle of a grove.
Quatre(Wendy): (wearing a blue dress) Where am I?
29 little girls run up to him/her and start chanting, "The wicked witch is dead!"
Quatre: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Rashid(Toto): Maste-..bark, bark, woof.
A glowing light approaches them, when it fades away standing in its place is a young 'man' dressed in a pink dress, holding a wand, and wearing a tiara.
Duo(Glenda): (glaring at an invisible entity behind Quatre.)
Quatre: Who are you?
Duo: (grumbles) I'm the witch of the North.
Quatre: Are you a bad witch?
Duo: No, I'm a good witch.
Quatre: Oh.
Duo: Unlike that one. (points beneath the house. Two dark eyebrows suddenly smoke and shrivel up leaving one ruby red head band.)
Quatre: Wow.
Duo: Yeah, yeah.(picks up head band) Now its yours.
~End Scene~
Fade in to a huge mountain fortress. Thousands of flying monkeys soar around the mountain. Wicked witch cackles and walks around a cauldron.
Dorothy (Wicked Witch): So he/she is heading here.(coughs) Let them come. I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.
~End Scene~
Fade in to a very happy Quatre walking in the middle of strange characters.
Heero(TinMan): (crossing arms and thinking)
Trowa(ScareCrow): (glares at an invisible entity in front of him)
Rashid: .woof.
Wufei(Lion): ..INJUSTICE! I am no coward!
Quatre: Wufei, come on, play along.
Trowa: I agree with Wufei, I am not a brainless idiot.
Duo: (Stomps onto screen) Yeah, and I'm not a woman!
Dorothy: (From back stage) At least you don't have a huge wart on your face!
Rashid: I'm taking a coffee break. (walks off).
Wufei: Let us correct this lapse in judgment!
Quatre: How?
Duo: By taking it up with HER.
Trowa: (Looks horrified) What if SHE does something?
Wufei: Then we will take care of HER.
Heero: And how do you plan to do that?
Duo: We just will.
Wufei: Yes, but before we do. (Turns to Duo) Take off the horrid excuse for a costume.
Duo: Well.. I can't.
Trowa: Why is that?
Duo: (looks at the ground) she super glued it on.
Quatre: (Eyes go wide) She glued it on?
Duo: (Nods)
Trowa: Even.?
Duo: (nods grimly)
Wufei: What kind of monster are we dealing with?
A huge dirty blond head appears from behind them.
Relena: Who are you calling a monster?!
Wufei: (Quickly points towards Heero)
Relena: So Heero, you've finally come to kill me?
Heero: (looks up at the head) .Mission complete.(pulls out grenade and throws it behind a curtain. A scream is heard then nothing.)
The giant head disappears.
Wufei: Ding dong the witch IS dead.
Duo: Wow Heero...but I'm still stuck!
Heero: (Looks at Duo) Mission accepted.
Duo: (eyes widen, tries to slowly back up).
Heero: (Grabs Duo and pulls him into a room. Screams are heard.)
Trowa: That's it..
Quatre: Well.that's it. (Rubs the ruby headband) I wish I was home, I wish I was home, I wish I was...NO!!!!