A/N: I do own any characters from Glee or Glee the show. I do own, however the characters Jamie and Jane. Be aware: Because this chapter takes place back in Lima, Ohio, this is a story where Finn is still alive, but not seen.
The Adventures of the Crazy Four
Chapter 1: The Rule of Knocking and a Surprise Trip To Ohio Part 1
Jamie rolled over in her bed to find an awoken Jane, lying next to her. Jamie smiled at her. "How do you feel?" Jamie asked. Jane smiled widely. "I'm a little sore, but I'm sure it'll go away sooner or later. You?" "The same. Can't believe it took two shootings, memory loss and cheating, just for us to sleep together." Jamie said with a smile. Jane laughed. "Yeah, it took us a while to get to this point huh?" "Yeah, but I'm hoping nothing will happen to tear us apart." Jamie said, snuggling into Jane's shoulder. "I agree. Let's hope nothing will ever happen to either of us again." Jane replied. Suddenly, the door opened and Dani appeared in the doorframe. "Hey Jamie I just wanted to—Whoa! Oh my God!" Dani said, covering her eyes. Jamie covered her and Jane with a nearby sheet. "What do you need Dani?" Jamie asked. "I think I need glasses!" Dani said rubbing her eyes. "Hey babe what's taking so long— Whoa! Way to go Squirt! You totally scored last night!" Santana told her.
"Santana now is not the time for that!" Dani scolded. "Go into the living room, and we'll be there in a minute." Jamie told them. Both girls got dressed and went out into the living room. "Okay, I suppose we need to talk." Dani said. "Yeah, I think we should have a knocking rule. I mean I knock on your door, Dani. Why didn't you knock?" Jamie asked. "Well, I'm not used to you having a girl in your bed with you. I was thought I was just hearing screams in my head last night, guess I was wrong." Dani told her. Jane immediately blushed. "Well, I'm an adult in a serious relationship. I give you and Santana your privacy, and I expect to have some in return." Jamie said honestly. "She does have a point, hon. She's not a little girl anymore, you can't run into her room and tell her I made pancakes for breakfast anymore." Santana told Dani. "What?! You made pancakes?! Well this changes everything!" Jamie said, running into the kitchen. Jane ran after her to get her share of pancakes. Dani looked to Santana. "You can't bribe my sister with pancakes, San." Dani told her. "I didn't bribe her, I just told her why you went to get her! So, you thought you were hearing other screams in your head last night, huh?" Santana asked her with sexy grin. "Y—Yeah I did." Dani replied. "Well, the sex must've been really good, wasn't it?" Santana tackled Dani on the couch and kissed her fiercely.
Jamie knocked on the wall in the living room. "Knock, knock! This is a public room for living!" Jamie said, eating a stack of pancakes. Santana sighed. "Jamie, go eat your pancakes in your room." Dani told her. "No! Why? I'll get syrup everywhere! Plus, Jane's a messy eater!" Jamie told her. Jane was gobbling her pancakes up, and had syrup all over her face. Santana looked down at Dani and grinned at her. Dani nodded at Santana for their plan to go into action. Santana kissed Dani's neck and Dani moaned loudly. Jane stopped eating and stared at Jamie. Jamie's mouth hit the floor. Both girls ran to Jamie's room with their pancakes in fear. Santana grinned at Dani and kissed her again.
"So, why do Dani and Santana get to sleep together any place in the house they want, but you get into trouble for sleeping with me in your bedroom, once?" Jane asked. "First of all, I didn't get into trouble. Second of all, Dani and Santana own the apartment and are in charge. Plus, you know Dani really cares about my safety and me. She and I are the only part of our family left. We depend on each other for everything. So Dani sleeps around with Santana all the time. I got you to get back at them." Jamie said with a grin. Jane was licking the syrup off of her plate, when Jamie tackled her. Jamie kissed Jane passionately, but it got broken when Jane ran towards Jamie's dresser and pushed it in front of her door. Jane came back to Jamie and gave her a sexy grin. "They can't barge in on us now…" Jamie kissed Jane's neck and Jane screamed Jamie's name. In the living room Santana was about to make Dani feel amazing, when she heard Jane scream. Santana instantly sat up in fear. "C'mon baby… Don't leave me all alone…" Dani told her. "Shh… I just heard Jane scream Jamie's name. I think she's in trouble." Santana said. The two girls instantly got up and ran towards Jamie's door. Santana tried to open it, but it was blocked. "Just wait and see if we hear it again." Dani told a worried Santana. "JAAAAMMMMIIIIEEEE!" Jane screamed. That's when Santana managed to push the dresser away from the door from the outside, and open the door. All four girls screamed at each other because they were all naked.
15 minutes later, all four girls were sitting in the living quietly. All we clothed once again, but silent. Finally, Dani broke the silence. "Okay, let's just make a knocking rule in this apartment. Also, since Santana and I are still worried about Jane and your safety, don't put something in front of your door, okay?" Dani told Jamie. "Okay. I will continue to knock on your door, if you begin to knock on mine. Deal?" Jamie asked. "Deal." "Well, now that's all set and done, I have something I want so share with you all." Santana told them. "What? What is it?" Jamie asked. "Calm down, Squirt. I have arranged for all four of us to go back to my hometown, like we originally planned to do. I can show you around, and stuff! Dani, we can definitely take off of work for this. Plus all of my old friends can meet my beautiful wife. What do you guys say? Should we go?" Santana asked. Jamie looked to Dani. "Please Dani? Would be so much fun!" Jamie told her. "Oh alright! What the heck!" Dani said with a smile. All four girls cheered happily.
3 weeks later the four girls were on a plane to Lima, Ohio. Once their plane landed, and they got situated in their hotel room, they made their way to McKinley High School. Santana showed them around before going into the choir room. When Santana walked in everybody cheered. Mr. Schuster hugged her and multiple other students did as well. Puck came into the room, helping the band members with their instruments. "Santana! It's nice to see you again!" Puck said, giving her a hug. "Nice to see you as well Noah. Everybody, I want to show y'all something you don't see in Lima Heights." Santana told them, putting up her left hand. Everyone gasped and cheered. "This is my wife, Dani, her sister Jamie and her girlfriend Jane." Everyone introduced themselves to the three girls. "Well, Santana since you're here, do you have a song you'd want to sing for us?" Mr. Schue asked. "In fact I do! Puck, care to help 4 ladies out?" Santana asked. "Yeah, sure!" Puck replied. They were going to sing Somebody to Love by Queen.
Can anybody find me somebody to love? I work hard every day of my life (He works hard) Everyday - I try and I try and I try - Oh Lord Got no feel, I got no rhythm Find me somebody to love
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief,
Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
At the end of the song, Santana kissed Dani happily. Puck walked over to Jamie and smiled. "Hey, the name's Puck. How would you like to ride the Puck-a-saurus?" He asked. "Puck, I've heard many things about you, from Santana. Besides, I'm taken, and wouldn't date you in a million years." Jamie said, smiling at Jane. Puck turned around and Dani and Santana were right in his face. "Whoa!" "Stay away from my sister." Dani told him, pushing past to go to Jamie and Jane. Santana shook her head at him. "What?" "You know damn well what! You were trying to convince my wife's sister to sleep with you! Well guess what? Jamie is also my sister now, and if you mess my family, you know what happens, Noah. Also, I've rode the Puck-a-saurus; it was nothing compared to when I ride my wife." Santana told him. "Now that I got to see!" Puck said, smiling to himself. As everyone was socializing in the choir room, Rachel came in. Everyone tackled her in a huge hug, "Rachel! I didn't know you were coming down!" Santana told her. "Well, when you told us you were coming back down here, I figured I would join you! Besides, Kurt is in 7th heaven covering for us!" Rachel said with a smile.
"Rachel, I don't think you've met my sister. Jamie, this is Santana's old roommate and friend, Rachel." Dani said introducing them. The two shook hands. "This is my girlfriend, Jane." Jamie said proudly. Rachel nodded at her, and Jane replied the same. "Well, in case you may have forgotten, Dani, this Saturday is our 1st wedding anniversary! I got a little song prepared for you, so sit down and let me and Rachel, do the work!" Santana said, pushing Dani into a chair. Jamie and Jane sat behind her. Santana and Rachel were going to sing So Emotional.
[Santana: spoken] Ooh, ooh. Hee I remember the way that we touched I wish I didn't like it so much, Oh
I don't know why I like it, ha
I just do
I've been hearing your heartbeat inside of me
I keep your photograph beside my bed
Livin' in a world of fantasies
I can't get you out of my head
I've been waiting for the phone to ring all night
Why you wanna make me feel so good?
I've got a love of my own, baby
I shouldn't get so hung up on you[Santana and Rachel]
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you
I get so emotional, baby
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
[Santana and Rachel] Ain't it shocking what love can do? Hee I gotta watch you walk in the room, baby Oh, I remember the way that we touched I wish I didn't like it so much, (No, no, no) I get so emotional….
I gotta watch you walk out, mm-hmm
I like the animal way that you move
And when you talk, I just watch your mouth
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you
I get so emotional, baby
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
[Santana] Oh baby
[Santana and Rachel] Oh, oh yea!
Dani smiled at Santana. "Thanks, baby! That was beautiful." Dani said, kissing her wife. Jamie smiled at the two. Later on, the four girls went back to their hotel. "We'll meet up again at 6? Okay?" Dani asked. "Yeah, sounds good!" Jamie told her. The four girls separated into their different hotel rooms. Jamie flopped on the bed and sighed. "What's up?" Jane asked. "That Puck guy is a piece of work." Jamie mumbled. "Yeah, he sure is. Listen, I'm going to go to the pool and hot tub and relax. Care to join me?" Jane asked. "Yeah I'll meet you there in 20 minutes, I just want to relax for a bit." Jamie replied. Jane kissed her forehead. "Alright, see you soon. Love you." "Love you too." Jane left their hotel room and went to the pool. Jamie was just about to fall asleep when there was a knock at the door. Jamie smiled. "What did you forget this time?" Jamie asked with a smile. That smile immediately turned to a frown, when she saw no Jane, but Puck at her door. "What do you want?" Jamie asked. "You." Puck said, shutting the door.
Meanwhile, Santana and Dani were laughing and talking about Santana's memories in high school. "We should go to the pool and hot tub! Justto relax and unwind from today… "Dani said, softly kissing Santana's neck. "Mmm… Sounds nice. I'll go ask Jamie if she wants to join us. I saw Jane walking that way anyways." Santana said. Both switched into their bikinis. "I'll wait here for you." Dani said. "Okay babe." Santana replied. Santana was about to open the door to Jamie's room, but sighed. "No Santana, you got to be the cool sister, and knock." Santana knocked and knocked again, and no answer. This got Santana to be concerned, so she knocked the door down. What she saw first in that room, she never thought she would ever see in her lifetime: Jamie was tied up, and Puck was having her sip on a wine cooler. "What are you doing to Jamie?" Santana asked angrily. "Buttering her up, got to get her read for the Puck-man." Puck replied.
"Look Puck, if you want some sex, you can get it from me, not her. Now release her." Santana said, sighing sadly. "Fine. I suppose sex with you was pretty good." Puck said. He untied Jamie and Jamie ran towards Santana. "Santana, you don't have to do this, I'll be fine! Really!" Jamie told her. "No, I have to. You don't know what sex is like with a guy, I do. Besides, if Jane found out you slept with this loser, you'd lose her for good. If I sleep with him to save you, Dani will understand. For right now though, please keep this to yourself. We'll talk about solution later." Santana told her, handing her bikini. "Go put this on, and go to Dani. If she asks where I am, think of an excuse of why I'm in your room, okay?" Santana asked. Jamie stared worriedly into Santana's eyes. She couldn't believe she would risk everything she has with Dani, just to save her. "Jamie, go. Now!" Santana told her. Jamie ran out of hotel room and into Dani's. "Hey sis, why are you—Whoa! Jamie, why are you naked?!" Dani asked, covering her eyes. "I'm sorry, Dani!" Jamie said, crying on her lap. "What's wrong? Where's Santana?" Dani asked. Jamie looked up at her, not knowing what to say next.
Well, that's the end of Part 1 and Chapter 1! What did you think? What will happen to Dani and Santana's relationship? Will Jamie be truthful to Dani? Read on to find out more! Please review!