Chapter 1: Get me the hell out of her

Sunday 3: 22 p.m at a random park after church

" Hey Journee, I bet that if you were put into power I would wobble my ass out of here." I said looking at her then to the door then to my knee. " You bet your sweet ass you won't, I would be an awesome leader-, btw...why is there a door in the middle of the park? " I asked while picking my crutches up and walking towards the door. " The hell if I know!" she replied looking at me then the door.

" Maybe If we wait long enough Dr. who will come out! " I said randomly. " Who " Journee replied looking at me like I was crazy. " You know, the person who always pops out randomly through time and space. " I shot back. " Who " she said trying not to laugh. " You know what, shut up" I said trying not to laugh myself.

We went through the door and stepped into a grassy plain. " Well...Sundaey, this was a complete waste of time." she said pissed off. The door slammed shut as we tried to make our exit. " The hell! " I screamed dropping my crutches and stumbling backwards. " Okay, first we need to calm down, then freak out." Journee said while I sat on the ground rocking back and forth.

About 20 minutes of freaking out and screaming, we suddenly feel like someone is watching us. " I swear I wish I could run right now " I whispered to Journee as she pulled some shades out of nowhere. " Where the hell did you get those!
" I yelled before she covered my mouth.

" Shut the hell up " she whispered to me. I got quiet and I heard hushed laughter. The sound came form the trees and then we got hit with darts, we soon blacked out.


I awoke to someone poking my face, I slowly opened my eyes to see something orange look over me. He must have said something I couldn't hear but then I saw Journee look over me as well. Still not able to hear yet I just moved my eyes and it looked like Journee called for someone.

I looked over to my right and saw...sasuke. I let out a huge fan girl scream ( which by the way I didn't hear ), and she put her hand over my mouth trying to muffle my screaming. The orange one then hit me over the head and I blacked again.

Journee p.o.v...

" What the hell, Tobi! " I screamed as I removed my hand from Sundaey's mouth." Tobi's sorry" He said apologizing. " Sorry isn't going to cut it- this chick is a monster !" I yelled freaking out. " Why is that? " Sasuke asked. " Because when she wakes up, she's going to kill Tobi, then she's going to kill me for not stopping him. Tobi then ran out the room crying as sasuke followed him quietly. " That's just great! " I yelled sarcastically at no one.

" What the Jashin (sp?) is going on in here! " he screamed as I rubbed my temples together. " Tobi waked my friend in the head as I tried to attempt to calm her down." I explained. " Oh, well good luck with that " he said as he kissed me on the check and left the room wanting me to chase him.

" Yeah, she'll be fine " I said as I closed the door to the room Sundaey was in and chased Hidan throughout the hide out.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I wish I did