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Chapter One: The Switch

What a great way to start my day, Hermione thought as she sat down next to her two best friends in the Potions classroom. Potions with the Slytherins on Monday morning are not a good mix. Hermione took out her books just as Malfoy and his cronies passed her.

"Typical bookworm, Granger… Speaking of books, I wonder if the library kicked you out of the library. You've been in there so much, that's probably why it's closed," Malfoy said and smirked at her. Crabbe and Goyle were laughing behind him.

"Shut it, Malfoy," she replied, not even bothering to look at him. She was in a bad mood since the library was closed for the rest of the week… and no, not because of her; it's because Dumbledore had to renovate the library, because the library walls and floors were a bit… well, old.

Malfoy walked towards his usual seat in the front, pretending not to have heard her remark; with Crabbe and Goyle occupying two desks each by his sides.

"Open to page 357," Snape commanded as he entered the room. "Five points from Gryffindor."

"What! Why?" Harry demanded.

"For making the start of my day so unpleasant," drawled Snape. "Ah, yes, and five more for talking without permission." The Gryffindors groaned. "Today we will be working on a Healing Potion. It heals minor cuts and bruises. Get started, you have the rest of the period," with a flick of his wand the instructions appeared on the board. "Oh yes, you'll being working in pairs…assigned pairs," Snape added as groans were heard throughout the classroom.

"Silence!" Snape shouted; silence covering the classroom. He cleared his throat, and began to call names.

"Parkinson, Patil." "Oh, great, I'm partnered up with a Gryffindork with a bad taste of fashion." Pansy muttered.

"Hey! I heard that you… you… Slytherin-ork!" Parvati argued back. Pansy rolled her eyes and went to sit next to Parvati.

"Goyle, Longbottom." Neville gave a small shriek.

"Blaise, Brown."

"Crabbe, Weasley." Harry and Hermione instantly felt sorry for Ron.

"Bulstrode, Potter." Millicent batted her eyelashes at Harry, who went over to her table and sat right next to her.

"I already have a girlfriend," Harry whispered to Millicent, who's face fell.

"Malfoy, Granger." Hermione looked and Malfoy. Malfoy was just playing with a piece of his hair, muttering to himself on how sexy he was.

Snape finished calling out names, "Now start working."

Hermione knew Malfoy wouldn't take the time to walk to her table so she reluctantly grabbed her bag and sat in the seat next to him.

"Eager are we?" he smirked again.

"Get the ingredients," Hermione said, ignoring the comment. Of course, the pompous git didn't budge. "I said get the ingredients. I'll work on the potion."

"What's the magic word?" Malfoy asked.

"NOW." She sent him a death glare. Remembering the last time he saw that look in third year, he lazily went up to the ingredient cabinet.

Malfoy lazily put all of the ingredients on their desk. Hermione frowned at him. Malfoy took no notice of her disapproval of his behavior, because he was then humming to himself on how sexy he was.

"Okay, first we have to…" she began to read the instructions; carefully doing everything that was on the board. Malfoy just sat there, still playing with his hair.

After a few minutes…"All done. Can you at least put this in a flask and turn it in?" she turned to him.

"No." Malfoy said.

"Why not?"

"Because… I said so."

"UGH! You are impossible!" she threw her hands in the air in frustration, accidentally knocking one of the ingredients in the cauldron and spilling it. "Damn!" she cursed.

BAJOOOOOOM!

Suddenly, the room was spinning. Hermione and Malfoy were both knocked out by the sudden burst of the cauldron. The voices of concerned classmates were beginning to fade…

Hermione woke up around one hour later. Hermione's head was on top of Malfoy's chest. Her arm was around Malfoy's waist. It took Hermione a moment before she realized what their position looked like.

Note to self: take a shower at least a million times before going out into the public again. Hermione grimaced.

When Hermione stood up, Malfoy started to stir. Hermione panicked.

"Granger, where in the hell are we?" Malfoy asked, rubbing his head while standing up.

"I don't know," Hermione muttered, looking around.

"Ha ha! Good one, Granger." Malfoy laughed. Hermione just rolled her eyes at him. He did not expect for her to know everything… right?

"Whatever, Malfoy. Where's everyone? Why didn't anybody wake us up? Where is Professor Snape?" Hermione asked.

"Granger, don't get your knickers in a twist. I'm sure that everyone's upstairs. And everyone's probably gone because you might have been too heavy for them you get you off from me. You weigh like a hippogriff, you know that, Granger?" Malfoy said.

Hermione dismissed his thought and went towards the potions door. Something was not right. Since when has the potions classroom smelled like peaches? Hermione wondered.

When Hermione stepped outside the potions classroom, with Malfoy behind her, Hermione widened her eyes in shock. Malfoy, who was right behind, also widened his eyes in shock.

"Granger…" Malfoy said in disbelief.

"Malfoy…" Hermione, too, said in disbelief.

"Since when have Crabbe and Goyle dieted?" Malfoy asked, looking at the thin teenagers passing by him. Hermione shook her head, and pointed towards Harry, who was approaching Hermione and Malfoy. Malfoy tried really hard not to laugh.

"Yo, Hermione. Sup, dawg? Gin has been straight up trippin' wonderin' where y'all have been. 'Mione, ya were suppos'd ta meet her in the field ten min't ago." Harry said. Malfoy couldn't hold any longer, and started laughing with tears coming out of their eyes. Hermione stared at Harry in disbelief.

Since when has Harry been from the ghetto?

Next chapter: More weird changes? And the mystery of the peach-smelling potions room will be revealed...mwahaha

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