Come to 221B, if convenient. If not, come anyway.
SH
No. I'm on a date. You know that. So leave me alone.
JW
I thought you were with Mycroft.
SH
…I am.
JW
0.o
SH
Not really. That was just for continuing to interrupt me. I'm with his assistant. So leave me alone.
JW
You really should come home.
SH
Why?
JW
I'm dying slowly…
SH
You are not. Just remember to inhale after you exhale, and blink when your eyes get dry.
JW
Ha. Ha. But seriously. You weren't here to stop me from experimenting. I drank the cyanide.
SH
OH MY GOD! You're insane!
JW
I know. But I lied. I didn't ACTUALLY drink it. I just want you to come home…
SH
Damn it, Sherlock! Anthea (still not sure that's her name) just left because you wouldn't leave me alone.
JW
Then come home.
SH
Oh, I'm coming home alright. And when I get there, you are going to feel my wrath.
JW
Great! I like it rough.
SH
Are you…
JW
High? Yes. Lying? No.
SH
What are you talking about?
JW
*shrug* John, every peacock needs his feathers ruffled once in a while.
SH
…That should NOT have caused that reaction in me…
JW
What reaction?
SH
Just shut up and turn around.
JW