Lean on me (Vegeta and Goku style)
By: silver wolf
A/N: Ok, so here is a funny little thing I came up with a while ago and have just now gotten around to writing.
Disclaimer: I do not own Goku or Vegeta, and no matter how much I wish or how much money I may some day make, I never, ever will.
I do not own the song this is partnered with (Lean On Me, By: Bill Withers)
There is a plain whit room with a tiled floor and black walls when suddenly a microphone shows up followed by Vegeta then Goku. Vegeta stands in the middle of the room looking around with a bewildered look on his face.
Goku goes over to the microphone with a huge grin on his face. When he reaches it some music starts to play in the background and he began to sing into the microphone, "Sometimes in our lives-We all have pain-We all have sorrow.-But, if we are wise-We know that there's always tomorrow."
Vegeta's look of confusion deepened as he starred at Goku who was intently singing, in a surprisingly good voice.
Goku looked up at Vegeta from where he had been looking as he sang, "Come on Veggie, sing with me!" he cheered.
Vegeta continued to watch him, "What are you doing Kakarrot, why are you singing! And don't call me that!"
Goku appeared not to notice Vegeta's question or protest and continued to sing, "Lean on me, when you're not strong -And I'll be your friend-I'll help you carry on, -For, it won't be long –'Til I'm gonna need somebody to lean on."
Vegeta was getting fed up with this third class idiot's antics. "Kakarrot stop that incessant noise and tell me why I'm here!" he yelled at him.
But yet again it appeared the Goku didn't notice the princes' objections to his singing and went on, "Please, swallow your pride-If I have things -You need to borrow-For, no one can fill -Those needs that you won't let show."
Vegeta didn't say anything but seemed to be just about to his breaking point.
Goku just kept on singing, oblivious to how angry Vegeta was by then, "You just call on me brother when you need a hand.-We all need somebody to lean on.-I just might have a problem that you'll understand.-We all need somebody to lean on."
Vegeta now exploded, yell as loud as her could, "I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER, AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE…"
Goku cut in, "Lean on me Veggie! Lean on me, when you're not strong-And I'll be your friend.-I'll help you carry on,-For it won't be long -'Til I'm gonna' need -Somebody to lean on."
"I WILL NEVER!" Vegeta raged at Goku.
Goku still doesn't appear to notice Vegeta's yelling, "You have to bear -That you can't carry-I'm right up the road-I'll share your load-If you just call me.-Call me (if you need a friend)-Call me," Goku repeats the call me as it fades into the background.
Vegeta is so mad steam is almost coming out his ears, and vanes are popping out. "You can lean on me whenever you want Veggie!" Goku said in a happy tone.
"I WILL NEVER…" Vegeta started to say as a frying pan appeared in front of him and hit him on the head. He staggered and fell on Goku, now leaning on him.
"Vegeta, Vegeta are you okay?" Goku's voice came sounding concerned.
Vegeta groaned and opened his eyes to find Goku standing over him with a worried expression.
"I guess I hit you harder than I meant to," he said with a cheesy grin.
Then all that was a dream, Vegeta thought to himself as he started to get up.
"Come on Vegeta, lean on me, and I'll…" Goku started to say what Vegeta suddenly stood up and ran out of the room in terror. Goku stood there staring after him. "…"
A/N: There ya go, hope ya enjoyed it and found it funny to boot.
silver wolf