Everyone who hates this ,its my 1st fanfic so i have an excuse ( YAY )
Me: Joe here's gonna be in it:)
Joe: Say what!!
Me: Too late you signed the papers :)
Joe: WHAT I NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING!
Me: aint author powers great?
Disclaimer: I don't own Smash Bros. If i did link would have a hammer and you could be Wario....and Id be a rich selfish bastard.....
Chapter Numero Uno : Why are we being attacked my monkeys?
Mmmk were at the smasher mansion! since when did they have a mansion? and our favorite people link and Kirby are watching TV in the well...TV room Imagine that
Kirby(he can talk): O COME ON THAT'S THE EASIEST F*ING THING!!!
ITS WHY ARE WE BEING ATTACKED MY MONKEYS!!!
He was yelling at the idiots on wheel of fortune.
Link: o.O calm down young Jedi learner...
Kirby: Shut up Mr. Look at me I'm green and in a dress
Link(to himself):damn pink wad of bubblegum
Kirby: WHAT WAS THAT!
Link: Oh nothing
Just then they heard a scream coming from outside.
Kirby: That sounded like Young Link!!
Link: ....I never liked him much.
Kirby: Me neither....
They continued watching TV, Now lets check up on Peach.
YL:MONKEYS!!!! HELP ME!!!
Nobody Comes...
YL: Um anyone?
Random Voice: AH SHUT UP!!!
YL: 5 BUCKS FOR THE 1st ONE TA HELP ME!!!
Everyone is seen stampeding out of the mansion, Joe reaching her first.
Joe: Money please :)
YL: Here ya go...
While all of this was going on the monkeys he was screaming about were surrounding them.
Link: Um Guys.....GUYS!!!
Everyone: Huh What? AH MONKEYS!!!
The monkeys then Brandished Mallets the size of turkeys and slowly closed in.
Kirby: HAHA SUCKERS
Kirby started flying above them.
Monkey Leader: SEIZE THEM!!
2 monkeys suddenly sprouted wings and flew up in the air and smacked Him er it w/ their mallets.
Kirby : Ow....
Kirby: Damn...Where am I....
Joe: YOU CALL THOSE HAMMERS!!!HAMMER WIELDERS ATTACK!!!
He pulled a mallet the size of a small house out of his pocket and Link Young Link Kirby(who suddenly regained consciousness) and everyone else with mallets charged the monkeys.
Joe: HAHAHA DIE YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS!!!!
After the monkeys were gone....
Kirby(whispering to YL): I think Joe's been sniffing the markers again.
Joe: HAHAHA MALLET MALLET MALLET!!!!!
Everyone slowly backs away from Joe.....Then runs to the house in a mad dash leaving Joe Swinging his mallet in every direction.