Disclaimer: I don't own any of the bobobo characters, and I am NOT making any profits
Author's Note: THIS IS MY FIRST ACTUAL FANFIC! OF COURSE IT WILL BE BAD! I ALSO WROTE IT SUPER LATE AT NIGHT! DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT! I ALSO USE THEIR JAPANESE NAMES! Send tips/suggestions/requests to my email.
Bobobo-bo-bobobo: The Lunar and Solar Epidemic chapter 01
"YEEEEEEAHHHH!" Screamed Bobobo, being louder than usual. "There's a full moon out tonight! And you know what that means!"
" A romantic candlelit dinner followed by a surprise present for me?" Asked don patch.
(Or patches I should say.)
"Nope" Declared Bobobo. "FREE GELATO NIGHT AT WENDY'S!"
"WHAT! I thought it was free tomato night at Wendy's! Whined Tokoro Tennosuke. (Tokoro for short.) carrying a large amount of tomatoes.
"BUT WENDY'S DOESN'T SERVE GELATOS!" Exclaimed Beauty.
"Uhh Mr. Bobobo the moon isn't full tonight, it's still a crescent." Said Heppokomaru.
Gasps" So those Mexicans lied to me! Asked Bobobo while pointing towards Dengakuman and Hatenko, who were playing a card game.
"THOSE AREN'T MEXICANS!" Shouted Beauty
"Well of course they're not" Said Patches
"They're are so!" Insisted Bobobo
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Stop it! I thought you loved me! Don't you?" Asked Patches in a whiny voice
"Oh Patches I could never hate you!" Said Bobobo dressed up as a girl.
(Bobobett)
Both embrace in a hug while crying rivers~
"Now take a hike!" Yelled Bobobo while kicking Don patch far away.
"Typical" said Beauty and Heppokomaru while sweat dropping.
"TIME FOR BED!" Screamed Bobobo while hitting a gong.
"But it's only 6:00!" Complained Tokoro
"THE EARLY BOBOBO CATCHES THE DON PATCH!" Shouted Bobobo as he started chasing everyone to their tents.
"Mr. Bobobo why are we going to bed so early?" Asked Heppokomaru
"Because tomorrow we're going somewhere special!" Stated Bobobo
"Where?" Asked everyone (Except Don Patch he isn't back yet :3)
"You'll find out tomorrow" Said Bobobo with an evil glint in his eyes.
Oh Noes! Where is Bobobo going to take everyone? Will Don Patch ever get back? Will I ever get better at writing? Read the next Chapter to find out! P.S Started at 11:48 finished at 12:56! So long for such a crappy fanfic!