CHAPTER 1|TRIS
Moving day yay!
Hi, my name is Tris Prior and I am currently moving all my shit to my new house. I'm so damn excited to be moving out of my twin brother's house. Now don't get me wrong I love the big jackass with all my heart but he's kind of a man whore and I am so sick of being nice to all the woman he invites over. Plus he's got a bit of a pot problem and I really don't like the smell of that shit! It smells like his room did that time he caught a skunk to put in my room, but his plan backfired and the skunk escaped the cage and went a little spray happy all over his bed! Yeah, my mom gave my brother the stink eye for months after that.
Tobias and I moved to Key Largo Florida five years ago, along with our cousins Uriah and Zeke to work at Sea world right out of college. My brother and I are both dolphin trainers and we love it because it's not even work for us. Uriah and Zeke both work with the penguins; put the two of them with a bunch of penguins and I promise you that you will laugh until you piss yourself, trust me Tobias and I have learned the hard way on that one. Several time!
As I pull up to the curb of my new home I begin to get really excited until my asshole brother bumps the back bumper of my truck with the U-hall. I open my door as he backs up and pulls around me and proceeds to back into my drive way, fucking asshole!
"Tobias Fucking Prior, if you dinted my damn bumper I will beat you with your own damn golf clubs!" I yell really loud in the quiet little neighborhood.
Tobias gets out of the truck laughing his ass off as I check my bumper, and low and behold there is a small dent, I'm gonna kick his ass!
"Chill you little shit, I didn't dint it" the ass hat is still laughing. "It was just a little ass tap!"
"Bullshit" I screech like a damn banshee "you dinted my bumper you fuck wad!" I yell as I run and tackle the laughing idiot. "Just for that, have fun moving all my shit in the house by yourself!"
"I'm not moving this crap by myself." I cut him off with my knee to his groin.
"You will or I'll knee you a lot harder than that now get to work!" I get up as he curls himself into a ball on my front lawn. "You're lucky I paid Zeke and Uri to move all my heavy furniture yesterday." I get up and the asshole trips me, I stumble and crash into a big sweaty and sexy as all hell tattooed chest.
Oh my, incredibly sexy hulk "Holy shit" is my, oh so sexy response; and I said it with a loud squeak after I finally removed my cheek from the guys pierced nipple. "Uh, yeah, hi" is all I can manage to fallow my weird squeak with as I look at the face attached to the sexiest body I have ever seen and holy hell he is so gorgeous and chiseled and just so damn perfect, I think I may have drooled a little.
Can anyone say "Greek god"? Because that is what this man is and I think I'll name him Ares, My God of War! Shit, I hope my verbal filter is in place!
"Hi" he chuckles as he steadies me on my feet "Are you okay?" he raise a pierced eyebrow questioningly at me and then looks down at my brother that is currently trying to stand.
"Yeah I'm fine" my brother says before I can and I glare at him as he gets to his feet.
"I was talking to the lady." The sexy pierced tattooed dude laughs at my brother. "You actually deserved what she did to you!" and I swoon!
"Of course you were, how could I make the mistake that someone was concerned with the injured ones well being." My brother grumbles and he comes to stand next to me and I giggle like I'm as high Tobias is right now. Fucker!
"Exactly" I laugh and he gives me the finger.
"So who are you" My rude brother asks and I shove him with my shoulder.
"Don't mind the asshole." I smile at the half naked God of War in front of me. "I kicked his ass in the womb and it made him a little slow! I'm Tris and this idiot is my twin brother Tobias." I stick my hand out and Ares shakes it tightly causing me to wince a little, he drops my hand when he notices what he did and I start shaking out the pain in my hand. "Good god hulk, loosen the grip a little will ya!"
"Sorry!" he chuckles and shakes Tobias' hand. "I'm Eric an I guess you guys are my new neighbors!" He gives Tobias a weird look; I'll bet Tobias' sanity that he just smelt pot on my brother!
"Naw dude, it's just the little shit living here; I'm just being the good brother and helping her." I glare at said good brother.
"No you are moving all this shit by yourself, or I swear to god I will spread the rumor that you contracted an STD from your latest bimbo"
"You wouldn't dare" my brother looks down right appalled like it couldn't be possible, but it really could.
"Oh not only would I dare" I grin evilly at the asshole. "I will also forge the documents to prove my lie!" I smile when he lets out a squeaks and gets to work because he knows I am capable of such actions.
"I can see I'll most likely have to arrest one or both of you before the day is over with!" sexy stranger say what?
Eric begins to laugh really hard.
"Shit, I said that out loud didn't I?" I laugh along with him.
"Oh yeah!" he continues to laugh.
It takes us a few minutes to calm down but when I can breathe again I flutter my lashes and smile sweetly. "So you would really arrest me for no reason?" I ask him in a tone that's a mix of vixen and innocent.
"Eh, I might let you slide on the forgery, but I'm definitely giving your brother a ticket for bumping your truck!" he laughs as I do a little happy dance, turning in circle and promptly stumbling into his sexy chest again; I am definitely loving my clumsiness today!
"So what do you do Tris" He asks me and he actually looks interested.
"Well by day I'm a dolphin trainer at Sea world" I tell him proudly because I am proud of that "and by night I'm batman!"
"Really" he grins; a sexy dimple inducing grin "I can't believe I just met batman!" He chuckles a little more "but I don't believe you're a dolphin trainer, now batman, I can see that with how you handled your brother!" he winks and I'm starting to feel hot and it has nothing to do with the weather.
"You seriously don't believe me?" I ask smiling at him and glance at my brother working his ass off.
"I just really can't see you doing something like that!" he says, and the hot asshole is still laughing.
"Well it's the truth, my brother and I both work with dolphins!" I shrug "It's a very rewarding job and I love it, plus I get to watch my brother get his ass kick by the dolphins on a daily basis!" I giggle at the image of Tobias getting slapped in the face by Rico's fin the other day.
"You're serious?" he says and I nod.
I smile and nod. "We have two crazy cousins that work with the penguins; now that's a funny thing to watch, because those two are crazier than us and the things they can get those penguins to do is just down right hilarious!"
"I may just have to come and see the show sometime." he says.
"I'm sure your wife and kids will love it!" I say, fishing for more info and by the look on his face he knows what I'm doing.
"I'm not married and I don't have kids Tris." he chuckles "And I don't have a girlfriend either." he informs me, anticipating my next question.
"Well now if you show up at the park you are going to look like a petafile; if you're by yourself!" I laugh at the look on his face "Tell you what; if you want, I can get you in during training hours so you don't look like a sick pervert!"
"You're funny!" he laughs.
"I try." I shrug.
"Dude, don't tell her that; we have been trying to convince her that she is not funny!" my brother laughs.
"Fuck off Tobias!" I yell out not looking at him.
"Tobias" Eric grins and winks at me before he walks over to my brother.
"Yeah dude." God my brother is an idiot!
"Well by law I should give you a ticket for what you did to your sisters truck but I'm gonna let you off with a warning on one condition." Eric grins at the moron.
My brother looks at Eric like he doesn't understand what is being said to him and he probably doesn't, he really is a little slow, and high.
"You a cop?" my idiot brother asks.
"Yeah" Eric points to his house and hell, I just notice the cruiser setting in the driveway. I guess we both are a little slow today.
"What's the condition?" my brother looks a little scared for his well being.
I begin to laugh really hard and they both look at me "What" I continue to laugh "he looks like he's about to piss his pants!" I point a my brother who is currently flipping me the bird so I give him one back.
"The condition" Eric gives me a look and I'm suddenly confused "is you get her shit moved in and put away while I take her for lunch!" Holy shit, is he asking me out by threatening my pot head brother?
I'm gonna marry this man for this action alone!
"Are you asking my sister out by threatening me" Tobias pokes his chest out and confirming that he is not entirely dumb. "Dude you are smooth, and that is the right way to get on my evil twins good side" I nod my head and my brother glares at me "but the wrong way to get on mine!" at this point I really can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard at my brother trying to intimidate a cop twice his size.
"And who said I was aiming for your good side?" Eric ask my brother.
"Good point!" Tobias says shrugging and turning back to my truck and grabbing another box. "Bring me back some food Bea, and if I break something; I ain't paying for it!" He yells out, and I stop laughing.
"Well then Tobias" I grin evilly "if you damage my shit I'm sure I have the ability to sweet talk Eric into kicking your ass, or I can just tell him about your little habit!" I cock an eyebrow at my brother and he glares at me because he knows I would so tell Eric that he's a big pothead.
"Have fun baby sis; your valuables are safe with me!"
-Hope you enjoyed this and yes the characters are extremely OOC so deal with- and let me know what you think-