Cops N Robbers: Get me out of here!

by Hollyleaf Rockz

Awesomestar, Sky, Jason, Bodil40, and Dawn have suffered under the wrath of Officer Deadlox for countless years. Awesomestar is a shell of her former self. She is rabid,feral,mad. Driven insane by the warden. Can Sky and company escape with not only the possibility of Awesomestar killing them in their sleep, but Deadlox, who is nothing like what he once was? Budder be with them!

1. DON'T DO DIS!

I have to stop posting new stories before I finish my other ones! Who well. This is rated T for a good reason. Enjoy

characters in this story:

Sky

Dawn

Jason ( from chapter 3 onwards)

Awesomestar/Insomnia

Deadlox

Bodil40

Kermit ( Cameo appearance cuz no body likes him XD)

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Deadlox: Wake Up you miserable sons and daughters of b****es!

Sky: But I'm a guy!

Awesomestar: He meant me and Dawn you moron!

Sky: oh...

Bodil: Is she always this mean?

Awesomestar: Dude, if you think I'm mean, wait until you see Insomnia. That girl is a true b-

Deadlox: Shut up both of you!

- Deadlox smacks his baton across Bodil's face and throws his sword at Awesomestar, the sword hits her in the knee-

Sky: Forget taking an arrow to the knee, AS just took a sword to the knee!

Awesomestar: Very funny.

Deadlox: Awesomestar come with me, there's a new torture device and I want to test it out on you.

-Deadlox open's Awesomestar's cell and aims an arrow at her face-

Deadlox: Listen closely kitty, if you try to escape, open the other cells, or try to fight me, you WILL regret it.

Awesomestar:Y-yes.

-Awesomestar is lead out of the room, a few minutes later, a load scream is heard from the Torture Room.-

Dawn: Oh Notch! Sky, what is he doing to her?!

Sky: Dawn, I know Awesomestar, she'll keep fighting until she can't stand. I know she will be fine.

- Sky is proven wrong when Deadlox throws Awesomestar's lifeless body to the ground in front of them-

Deadlox: Well that was fun! Don't worry about her. She'll respawn. Now, Bodil!

Bodil: What? What are you gonna make me do? Shoot Sky in the baseballs?

Sky: WTF?! DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS BODIL!

Bodil: Sorry.

Sky: You're not sorry!

Bodil: yeah I'm not.

Deadlox: That's actually what you have to do!

- Deadlox throws Bodil his bow and arrow-

Sky: Don't do dis Bodil! DONT DO DISSSSSS!

Bodil: I'm sorry man!

-moments later, Sky's high pitched girl scream echoes through the prison. He fall to the floor, clutching his baseballs in pain.-

Sky: I told you not to do dis!

Dawn: Sky!

-Dawn starts to run towards her husband but stops when she notices Deadlox's arrow pointed at her face.-

Deadlox: Dawn, if you knew what was good for you, you would back off!

Sky ( thinking): What has Deadlox become?!

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Great question Sky! What has Deadlox become? What is the device that he used to kill Awesomestar? Why is Sky's scream so high pitched? Why isn't there budder in this story?!

Sky: That's what I want to know!