Assassin's creed 7:
Its getting old
Soonce upon there was this douche named jack bigboss marston he was such a douche that people called him douche one day he got abducted by the templars they were like "hey gimme yo money and memory's and then we will not kill you….. lololololo jk good bye" so that end of douche our hero has died
But then desmond was come to the tragic event and healed douche he said "come with me if you want to leave" so douche left with desmond and went to teh assassinsss sin hideout they explored his mind by making him trip out on heroin s0 then douche became an asisinans and killed manys bad guys for a living but one day desmond try to kill douche but douche you he would betray and bitched slap desmond so he died a very slow and painful dead and then douche proceeded to piss on desmond calling him a crazy drunk that would die soon ansd then left to see his wife…
TO BE CONTINUED