Disclaimer: I don't own criminal Minds or any of its characters. I do not (thankfully) own the Twilight Saga. Don't sue me!
"Hey Spence, whatcha reading?" J.J. asked. When they boarded the plane, Reid had pulled out a thick, black hardcover book and had been reading intently for the past hour.
"Um, nothing," he quickly shut the book and dropped it in his bag.
"Come on, show me!" she reached for his bag and managed to snag the strap before he grabbed it, causing it to dump on the floor. J.J. spotted the book and picked it up.
"Ooo... Breaking dawn! You're reading the Twilight books?" Reid blushed.
"You mentioned them on a case a little while ago, and since I'd never heard of them, I was curious. I'm almost done."
"So are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?"
"You know the vampires in the book are, even as mythical creatures go, very unrealistic. The author completely ignores centuries of myth and human anatomy. I mean Bella's pregnancy completely contradicts the points she made on vampires-"
"You're Team Jacob aren't you? You're Team Jacob and you're upset because he loses so you're trying to prove that Bella should have been with him."
"There's no sense to it! She builds him up as this great character only to toss him aside and give him to her daughter, who shouldn't even exist in the first place!" he was getting really worked up about this.
"Whoa, calm down Spence. It's just a book. It's not real." He sighed exasperated.
"I know J.J. but the fact that Bella had Edward's child when the only way that should have worked would be if, when he was changed into a vampire he had an-"
"Okay," J.J. cut him off. "Just forget I said anything; just finish your book Spence. I'll leave you be." Going back to her seat she shook her head. "If you give a genius a novel…."