"Happy Birthday, Numbah 3!" Numbahs one, two, four and five yelled as Kuki Sanban walked into the KND's living room.(do they even have a living room?) "yay!" numbah 3 squealed. It was her 12th birthday and every year they always gave her a surprise birthday party, and every year she acted surprised.
They ate some cake then numbah 3 opened her presents. Numbah 1 got her a blue rainbow monkey, numbah 2 a blue, and numbah 4 a green. (surprise surprise) they've gotten her the same year and guess what? Each year she acted surprised and yelled and hugged. But numbah 5 would get her something different each year. This year it was some funky bathrobe thing-a-ma-bob called a kimono.(yay I spelled it right! I think...) After a few video games numbah 5 and 3 went into numbah 3s room and the guys went into 4s.
In numbah 3's room numbah 5 was telling numbah 3 her plan to get back at the guys for playing keep away with her hat a few days ago (death is coming guys! death is coming!) "Okay, put this on." Numbah 5 said handing the kimono to numbah 3 "Now, i want you to slink down the hall to the bathroom. Slow."
3's eyes lit up and she giggled "okay "she started off as numbah 5 whispered "Be a slug!"
And, boy did she slink. It must have taken her 10 minutes just to go from one side of the doorway to the other! She stayed in the bathroom a minute then slunk back. As soon as she passed numbah 4s room a pair of eyes popped out. "Go back!" numbah 5 told numbah 3 when she got back to her. "Were gonna slaughter em!" So she went out again, when she went down the hall besides eyes there were scratchy noises coming from the doorway. Numbah 5 shoved her out again. "Go girl, slink! Die numbah 4, Die!" This time numbah 3 even out slunk herself! She literally oozed. As she went past the doorway numbah 4s hand came out clawing the air after her.
2 more times numbah 3 was sent out. Then they stopped there listening. Then numbah 5 took the kimono and went down the hall 5 times herself as she heard a few squeaks from numbah 1.
Numbah 3 and 5 laughed as the noises continued.
'If I didn't know any better I would have thought there was a caged, hungry, hyper, constipated chimp trying to get out in there' numbah 5 thought as she closed the door.