Random Mishaps of Kingdom Hearts
Roxas was walking down the road to old mansion to follow namine but then….
FALCON PAWCH when Roxas turned around he got punched in the face by some fat old dude in a red/gold helmet then blew up
Old random dude: that's for taking my spotlight
Roxas: the hell, you don't go around falcon punching people in the face man -_-
Old random dude: Back in my day...
Roxas: WAIT before you give me some boring life scarring story about your past allow me to walk away first*Roxas turn around but then...*
Old random dude: come on hear me out!
Roxas have something to do!
Old random dude: like stalking that girl that walked past?
Roxas: O.O I'm not stalking her, she told me to follow her!
Old random dude: yeah riiight
Roxas: you don't believe me?
Old random dude: nope but if you listen to my story I'll hear you out
Roxas….who the fk are you anyway?
Old random dude: I AM…CAPTAIN FALCON!
Roxas: O.O cheesy
Captain Falcon: Me? Cheesy? Bull, you're the one looking like so emo Goth punk with oddly spikey hair and carrying around some big ass key!
But me on the other hand…I have a show!
Roxas: but people love me
Captain Falcon: ORLY
Roxas: YA RLY!
Captain Falcon: how about I falcon punch you again!
Roxas: like I'm going to fall for that*stars running*
Captain Falcon: you're lucky I'm old or I'd be on your tail like a….Dog!
Roxas: O.O doesn't sound right*opens a Corridor of Darkness to mansion*
Captain Falcon: I need some coffee…
To Be Continued!
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