New Year's Resolutions
Teacher: ok class for your first assignment of the New Year I want you to write a new year's resolution. At the end of the week you will read yours aloud to the whole class.
Shiki: To have Ichijo's baby.
Aidou: To forever dump Casey and marry kaname
T-T
Casey: That means Aidou would dump you, too, Zero. Now that would just crush your heart.
Zero: no it wouldn't
Aidou: Oh, sure. Then who would you suck on since Yuuki's gone?
Teacher: ENOFFFFF!!!! Yuuki, what do you have in mind, dear?
Yuuki: *Puts finger on chin* Hm... World peace!
Ruka: of corse
Kaname: No! No world peace because I'm going to take over the world so suck on them apples
Teacher: shut up kaname
Zero: teachers aren't supposed to say shut up
Tech: I don't care
Kaname: Teachers don't tell me what to do! And why is Zero here?!
Zero: Monitoring. *Pulls out gun*
Maria: Well my resolution is to be on dancing with the stars! *jumps from desk to desk, papers flying everywhere*
Yuuki: Snow... what is snow? It is something that is not red
Ruka: Oh, shut it.
Aidou: Paper angles!!!! *paper angel*
Rima: well unlike Maria I want to do a lighting dace with real lighting on ICE!
Ichijo: *raises hand*
Tech: yes *yells over everyone else*
Chiji: I haven't read mine
Zero: No one cares
Chiji: What???
Zero: Shut Up!!!!! *sticks gun in chiji's face*
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Zero: Teachers aren-
Teacher: Does it look like a care?!
Akatsuki: Why does sensei have a zipper?
Aidou: It's probably just her outfit...
Akatsuki: Not when it's on her face.
Zero: Hm... *pulls on zipper*
Everyone: GASP!!!!! It's Dicksongorham!!!!
D-G: *lazers shoot from third eye*
Zero: Die!!! *randomly shoots*
D-G: give me that gun
Zero: NO!!!! *pushes D-G back*
Kaname: I don't think so!!!! * takes mirror from chiji and poses*
*Day class comes in and Kidnaps Akatsuki and then leaves*
*Room returns to chaos*
Ruka: Why not take Aidou?
Ichijo: I still haven't said my resolution!!!!!!!!!
Zero: Grow up!!!!!!!
Chiji: Awwwwwwww!!!!
Ruka: I'll give you something to cry about *slaps chiji*
Shiki: Leave Chiji-san alone! *slaps Ruka*
Akatsuki: Leave Ruka alone! *slaps Shiki*
Rima: Oi! *slaps Akatsuki*
Aidou: Hey!!! *slaps Rima*
Kaname: Aidou. *pimp slap of doom*
Yuuki: Kaname-oniisama! *slaps*
Zero: Yuki! *slaps Yuuki*
D-G: Zero! *slaps Zero*
Zero: Oh no u didn't *slaps D-G*
Kaname: teachers and student aren't spost to slap each other
*Everyone slaps Kaname for saying that*
Zero: Students aren't supposed to kill Dicks in Dorem. But she's going down. *points gun at D-G*
Yuuki: World peace! World peace! World peace!!!!!
Ruka: *grabs Yuuki and shakes her* world peace is never going to happen!!!
Kaname: Ruka!!! How dare you!! *slaps ruka*
Akatsuki: Kaname!!! *sees self in mirror* ooo i look good *does hot dance*
Kaname: *pushes Akatsuki out of way* no I look better
D-G: No me! *grabs mirror and looks in it*
Mirror: *breaks*
Everyone: Ahahahah
Priciple Kizzier: Stop this madness!!! What caused this??!!!
D-G: New Year's resolutions
Icijio: I still haven't told mine!!!
Kizzire: Oh, I have one. Ahem... my new year's resolution is to actually be a real Doctor and not have to lie about the title doctor Kizzire.
Everyone: Gasp!
Kizzire: I might also need a real teaching degree...
D-G: It's not like I have one!
Ichjio: What about me!!!!!!!!!
Zero: nobody cares
Ichijo: *cry*
D-G: Okay... Akatsuki! What is yours?
Akatsuki: To finish beauty school.
Aidou: Eh?
Akatsuki: Of course! How else do you think Ruka could look as semi good as she does?
Kaname: I get mine professionally done.
Ichijo: well mine is to-
Zero: Nobody cares!!!!
Kaname: So, Zero. Where do you get your boobs done?
Ruka: So, Yuuki. Where do you get your boobs pressed to be so flat?
D-G: Pssst. Kizzire! Don't tell anyone but I have three boobs.
Kizzire: Oh, you can tell.
Ruka: Yep
*Bell Rings*
Teacher: Well I guess class's over. Have a good rest of your day.
Ichijo: I NEVER DID GET TO SAY MY NEW YEAR"S RESOLUTION!!!