Sleepless
Author's Notes: This was written on a particularly hot night. Some of it happened to me! Just a small fic, nothing special. This was a very stupid attempt at humour from me. Please read and review. This hasn't been betad because I was too eager to put it up and Paula wasn't online. If there's any big mistakes, I will repost once betad.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, not mine. I own this story line, but nothing else.
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For once, Sam had managed to get an early night. It was 2230 when Sam first climbed into her bed. The weather was very hot and Sam tossed and turned for a while. Sam's window was open to try to keep her room at an acceptable temperature.
At about 2250, a car pulled up outside Sam's house. The engine was left on and its two occupants were talking very loudly. The car didn't move until about 2335.
During the time the car was sat there, Sam thought up lots of imaginative things to do to its occupants. These included:
Throwing a brick at the roof, but the lack of bricks lying around made this impossible.
Shouting out the window to 'shut the hell up, people are trying to sleep'.
Going down to the car and knocking the driver out, before taking the battery out of the car, making it impossible to drive.
Shooting the car with a P90, but the fact that her P90 was only allowed on base made this impossible/
Asking the driver nicely to turn the engine off and quiet down a bit.
Once the car had left, a bug found its way into Sam's room and started buzzing around. This went on for ten minutes until it disappeared somewhere.
After that annoyance had gone, Sam lay quiet for half an hour until 0000, but still couldn't sleep.
At 0000, the teenager in the next house started playing one of his games and Sam could here loud explosions every few seconds. This lasted an hour.
At 0100. the teenager stopped but the bug came back again, and Sam envisioned swatting it into a smear on the window. The bug disappeared again when she thought this.
Sam had about five seconds peace until the next annoyance started. The teenager that had been playing the game started playing some rock music very loudly for an hour.
At 0210, the music stopped. Sam's throat was parched from the heat so she reluctantly climbed out of bed and got an ice-cold glass of water. She got back into bed at 0230.
After another half an hour of tossing and turning, in which Sam had chucked the duvet right out of the bed, she felt something crawling over her lower left leg. She turned on the light and saw that it was a small spider. Sam let it crawl onto her hand and took it outside.
Sam went back to bed at 0300, after letting the warm night air cool her down a bit. She started drifting off to sleep at 0400, and wasn't fully asleep until 0445.
At 0500, Sam's pager went off. She glared at it, she was needed at the SGC.
"Oh for cryin' out loud!"
A/N: There we go, what do you all think? Please review. You might get what happens after at the SGC if you do.
Author's Notes: This was written on a particularly hot night. Some of it happened to me! Just a small fic, nothing special. This was a very stupid attempt at humour from me. Please read and review. This hasn't been betad because I was too eager to put it up and Paula wasn't online. If there's any big mistakes, I will repost once betad.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, not mine. I own this story line, but nothing else.
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For once, Sam had managed to get an early night. It was 2230 when Sam first climbed into her bed. The weather was very hot and Sam tossed and turned for a while. Sam's window was open to try to keep her room at an acceptable temperature.
At about 2250, a car pulled up outside Sam's house. The engine was left on and its two occupants were talking very loudly. The car didn't move until about 2335.
During the time the car was sat there, Sam thought up lots of imaginative things to do to its occupants. These included:
Throwing a brick at the roof, but the lack of bricks lying around made this impossible.
Shouting out the window to 'shut the hell up, people are trying to sleep'.
Going down to the car and knocking the driver out, before taking the battery out of the car, making it impossible to drive.
Shooting the car with a P90, but the fact that her P90 was only allowed on base made this impossible/
Asking the driver nicely to turn the engine off and quiet down a bit.
Once the car had left, a bug found its way into Sam's room and started buzzing around. This went on for ten minutes until it disappeared somewhere.
After that annoyance had gone, Sam lay quiet for half an hour until 0000, but still couldn't sleep.
At 0000, the teenager in the next house started playing one of his games and Sam could here loud explosions every few seconds. This lasted an hour.
At 0100. the teenager stopped but the bug came back again, and Sam envisioned swatting it into a smear on the window. The bug disappeared again when she thought this.
Sam had about five seconds peace until the next annoyance started. The teenager that had been playing the game started playing some rock music very loudly for an hour.
At 0210, the music stopped. Sam's throat was parched from the heat so she reluctantly climbed out of bed and got an ice-cold glass of water. She got back into bed at 0230.
After another half an hour of tossing and turning, in which Sam had chucked the duvet right out of the bed, she felt something crawling over her lower left leg. She turned on the light and saw that it was a small spider. Sam let it crawl onto her hand and took it outside.
Sam went back to bed at 0300, after letting the warm night air cool her down a bit. She started drifting off to sleep at 0400, and wasn't fully asleep until 0445.
At 0500, Sam's pager went off. She glared at it, she was needed at the SGC.
"Oh for cryin' out loud!"
A/N: There we go, what do you all think? Please review. You might get what happens after at the SGC if you do.