Hi peoples I just like writing weird fics, you can criticize me if ya want but ill just warn you there completely pointless!!! Please review I wanna no what u all think! Well there pretty wacked!! ; )

"Sirweeeeus, wee-wee, wee-wee." Severus yelled "wee-wee" "SHUT UP YOU SLIMEY HAIRED, HOOK NOSED, UP YOURSELF, PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!" Sirius replied angrily. "Wee-wee" "Wee-wee" "Wee-wee" "Wee-wee" "Wee-wee" BANG!!!!! Sirius punched snape so hard he died. Sirius punched Snape so hard there was no chance he could come back as a ghost, just to make sure Sirius threw kreacher at him. Kreacher also died. The world had a party because snape was dead. Hermione cried for 3 months because kreacher died. Then she put his head on the wall to honour his wish. Ron called her a loony and forbade her to come within 50 feet of him. Hermione cried for another 3 months. Tonks became the new potion teacher. The slitherins called her socks. She turned them into bouncing ferrets. Sirius now lives in the Slytherin dormitory where everyone worships him because they think his voldermorts best friend. Thick idiots.

Okay a bit wacked, well very wacked. Yeah umm please review!!!!!!! Oh by the way I love doing the whole scrolly thingi !!! Hope you liked it!!

**~crazy-chic~**