Hello there! I'm Tamao, and this is my first FF fic! I'm excited XD I've been watching American Idol lately, and I thought this would make an awesome fic! I hope you like it!-
"Hello, and welcome to Final Fantasy Idol! I'm Isaaru, your host, and we are searching for your next Final Fantasy Idol starting here in Midgar!" Isaaru excitedly announced.
"First, let's welcome our judges! Give it up for…"
"Barret!"
"Yo man!" Barret waved.
"Spira's singing sensation Yuna!"
"I can't wait to see the talent!" Yuna smiled.
"And last but not least, Sephiroth!"
Sephiroth snorted.
"And now we start the auditions with a pretty young lady. Will she be your FF Idol?" Isaaru was loving this.
Aeris walked into the audition room. Sephiroth jumped.
"What the- You're supposed to be DEAD! I stabbed you, I SO killed you, you were dead, dead as a-"
"Calm down man! Haven't you heard of a phoenix down?" Barret asked.
"What the heck is that!"
"Never mind."
"NO! Tell me, so I can kill her for good!" Sephiroth glared. Barret glared back.
"Guys, STOP!" Yuna yelled.
"She's here to audition. We're here to judge. Let's do it!"
"Whatever." Sephiroth grumbled.
"So, your name is?" Yuna asked.
"Aeris Gainsborough." she replied.
"So, whatcha gonna sing for us Aeris?" asked Barret.
"I'm going to sing 'Golden Afternoon' from Alice in Wonderland." Aeris answered.
"Okay, start already zombie-girl!" Sephiroth glared.
"I was just going to do that."
"Oh, are we getting smart-alecky now, flower-butt!"
"Flower-butt! What kind of insult is that!"
"My kind of insult!"
"Perv!"
"Zombie!"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Yuna. Everyone was silent.
" Now, sing please." she smiled sweetly.
You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
Why especially in the month of June
You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
In the golden afternoon
"That was excellent! You have a great voice Aeris!" said Yuna.
"What she said." agreed Barret.
"Thank you." said Aeris.
"Well, wasn't it awesome, Seph?" asked Barret.
" ….. FINE. She's through to the next round." he handed Aeris the yellow paper.
"Thanks!" Aeris walked out. Yuffie and Tifa were waiting.
"Well?" asked an anxious Tifa.
"Well…" Aeris waved the yellow paper at them.
"EEEEE!" Yuffie and Tifa squealed. Aeris smiled. Then, Isaaru popped out behind them, making them jump.
"Well, it looks like our first contestant was successful. Let's see if our next contestant can compete!" he exclaimed. In the audition room….
"My name is Nanaki, and I will be singing ' The Lion Sleeps Tonight' from the Lion King." said the red creature. Barret and Sephiroth snickered. Yuna just smiled.
"Okay then, start." she said.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
IN the jungle, the mi-ghty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
A-WEEEEEEE-OWEoWEEEEEE-
"Ugh, STOP!" Barret and Sephiroth shouted in unison. Yuna was already plugging her ears.
"Dude, that sucked a! Don't sing! Ever!" Barret started laughing.
"That wasn't even singing! It was growling with style!" Sephiroth shot.
"Hey, you took that from Toy Story! You a Disney Pixar fan or somethin?" asked Barret suspiciously.
"NO! I mean yes. Wait, no. I meant no!" he stuttered.
"Aw, don't be ashamed Seph. I watch Barney with Marlene y'know."
Sephiroth glared. Barret shrugged.
"I'm very sorry Nanaki. You're not making it any farther." Yuna said. Nanaki left, tail dragging.
"How sad, one contestant has failed. But will this energetic girl have the stuff?"
"YOU BETCHA!" Yuffie said excitedly.
"Yo Yuffie! What are you singin today?" asked Barret.
"I'm gonna sing my own song- it's called 'I Love Materia'!
"Shoot for it."
Ohhhhh I love materia, I love materia
It sparkles, shines, and MAKES ME STRONG!
Ooooh I love materia, I love materia
It shimmers,it glimmers, WE GET ALONG! She sang in a loud, obnoxious voice. Barret and Sephiroth burst out laughing.
"That song…is… so…. FUNNY!" Barret said between laughs.
"What was THAT!" cracked Sephiroth. Yuna shot him an angry look.
"I thought it was very creative Yuffie." Yuna said.
"Creative, yeah, but the singing is BLAGH!" said Barret.
"You're not making it to the next round. See ya!" Sephiroth smugly decided.
"Aw, MAN!" Yuffie stomped out of the room. Tifa and Aeris gave her wondering looks.
"This SUCKS! They don't appreciate awesome music at ALL!" Yuffie fumed. Aeris tried to give a reassuring smile. Tifa glanced around.
"Hey… isn't you-know-who next?" she asked.
"Oh yeah…" remembered Aeris.
" He's gonna screw up even more than me!" Yuffie giggled.
" We will have more Midgar contestants… after the break!" said Isaaru.
to be continued-
Ow….my arm…. That took awhile. But I enjoyed it! Did you? I'll update ASAP! And then you'll find out who you-know who is! Wanna guess? See ya! - Tamao