That one little CHICKEN!
Made Especially By: Jill Landicho
DIsclaimer: Of course I don't own Naruto. BAAAHH. XD
Naruto and Sasuke buy a chicken so that they could use it to cook the best chicken at the cooking contest. Sakura tries to prevent them from killing it. They dye it bright pink and name it after Sakura. They fall in love with the chicken and a bunch of crazy events follow after.
Chapter 1 – Look What We Bought!
"Oooh! Sakura, Sakura, SAKURA!! Look what I have! Look AT it!" screamed Naruto with his goofy, up to no good smile.
"Heehee. Heehee. Heehee," Naruto snickering quietly and kept on bouncing up and down with joy.
After about five minutes of this Sakura finally got a little exasperated and turned around to face him.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, HUH?" she screamed, "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE?" She rolled her eyes and looked at him furiously.
"Uhmmm..Sakura? There's no one there…", Naruto said sheepishly.
Confused, Sakura turned back around to see nothing but a wall. Her faced turned bright pink with embarrassment.
"Oh…uhh…What I had meant was that I was kind of busy Naruto, "she replied not wanting to admit that she had been so wrong, "…but I could stay for a while, " she added when she saw how Naruto's face fell and looked so sullen.
Right away, Naruto began bouncing up and down again and he held something in back of him. "Sakura you're not gonna believe this…but I just bought a CHICKEN!"
"WHAT?! That's it! That's all you wanted to tell me?" said Sakura with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
Then Naruto showed her what he had in back of him and it had been indeed a chicken.
"Yeah. Isn't that great? Naruto and I bought it at the store." said Sasuke coming out from behind Naruto.
"Oh yeah. It's one amazing chicken that you guys bought," said Sakura looking up at Sasuke.
"You have amazing taste Sasuke. It's…it's magnificent. It's incredible. Gorgeous. Delicate. It's…" said Sakura unable to resist the perfect moment to suck up to Sasuke.
"Uhhh yeah. Ok," said Sasuke ignoring Sakura's flirtatiousness, "We bought the chicken at an appliance store for a really low price."
"SASUKE! We have got to tell Sakura what we named the chicken-icken-icken!" screamed Naruto happily, "She'll totally love the chicken's name!"
"Go ahead Naruto. You tell her the chicken's name," Sasuke said.
"Sakura. The chicken's name is Sakura! Isn't that ever so delightful?" said Naruto.
"Sakura? Oh so you named a chicken after me?" replied a flattered Sakura.
"Yeah. We named her after you and look at the chicken. We even dyed its feathers pink. Just like your hair." Sasuke answered.
Naruto held out his hands and let the chicken fall to the ground. The chicken started running around and flapping its wings like crazy. Sure enough, the chicken had been dyed a bright pink. The small chicken kept on twitching and its right foot had been larger than its left foot.
"Bawwk! Bawk. Bawk. Bawk," said the chicken.
"We're entering a cooking contest," said Sasuke, "and we're going to make a teriyaki chicken."
"What?! You're gonna cook this poor little chicken?" asked Sakura furiously, "No. I won't let you guys kill the poor little defenseless thing. Naruto, what would Hinata say if she found out?"
Naruto looked down sadly, "She would say that it is not nice."
"Good," said Sakura approvingly, wondered what she was doing there in the first place, turned around and left.
Once Sakura had gone, Sasuke and Naruto grinned at each other and nodded.
"I guess I'll never have to tell Hinata or Sakura about this." said Naruto looking at the little chicken flapping its wings.
Author's Notes: I'll try to update soon! Please tell me what you think of it!