Berri's Big Butt Reloaded

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: This is what happened after I decided to play the remake to Conker's Bad Fur Day. Everybody knows the real game is in the multiplayer. Sometimes I really miss that bloody squirrel. Curse you, Microsoft!

Warning: This fic is not for any reader under the age of 17, as it retains the high level of M-rated content that the game has.

Conker was fighting in a big war between Squirrel High Command and the Tediz, led by the evil Professor von Kripplespac, wielding an AK-47 as he shot through the stomachs of each of the machine Tediz, tearing them apart one by one while the other squirrel soldiers were literally chopped to pieces by another set of machine Tediz that used sharp weaponry such as knives and katanas, pieces of themselves scattering all over the place, leaving blood all over the battlefield. Conker was suddenly grabbed and shaken by the SHC sergeant.

"Hey buddy! Get it together! We're losing!" he yelled. "Do us all a favor and wake up! Wake up!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaake up!" the pub bartender yelled, shaking the unconscious Conker as he woke up, rubbing his head. "You drank yourself unconscious!"

"Again?" Conker groaned, rubbing his head, feeling drunk from having had one too many drinks of alcohol. "Oh crap!" he yelled, sobering up quickly. "I completely forgot!" Conker ran out of the Cock and Plucker, making a dash towards Berri's house.

Berri was looking at her butt in her mirror, noticing how revealing her clothes were, her big butt barely visible under her pink panty-like shorts that went with her pink tank top.

"This pink set of clothes is like, so making me look like a slut. Especially to Conker." she thought. "Maybe I should like, change into something else."

Berri put her hands on her butt, gasping as she suddenly farted loudly, much to her surprise. "Oh my gosh! Why am I like, so gassy all of a sudden?" Berri thought back, remembering what Conker did to make her gassy, then realizing she had it coming anyway for relatively obvious reasons. "Never mind! I should just like, change out of these pink clothes and into something that like, makes me look more casual." Berri groaned as her stomach suddenly growled loudly at her, placing her hands on it as she farted again, her smelly blast shaking the room.

Berri pulled off her pink and yellow tank top, followed by her pink panty-like shorts, literally having nothing on. Berri then found a white t-shirt with pink collars on each end and put it on, her big boobs fitting into them as they stretched out the elasticity of it. Then she found a pair of pink jeans, proceeding to put them on, but stopping as she realized something.

"I should like, wear panties under these! Better safe than like, sorry!" Berri pulled a pair of pink panties out of her ass, putting them on, followed by her pink jeans. Berri then looked at herself in the mirror, seeing her perfect hourglass figure body fitting perfectly into her new clothes, especially her butt, which appeared slightly bigger in the pink jeans she was wearing.

"Like, these jeans sure make my butt look bigger!" she stated. "But like, what does it matter since I'm now dressed casually!"

A louder, deeper pitched poot erupted from Berri's sexy butt, puffing up her tight pink jeans. "Oooh, I'm so gassy, it's like, making my butt bigger."

Berri moved her hands right under her butt, squeezing them lightly as several tuba like poots followed. Berri couldn't help but giggle at her butt's next set of brassy outbursts, before her next loud blast of brass gas shook the room and shattered the mirror, much to her surprise.

"Oh no...it's like, going to be one of those days..." Berri sighed.