WELCOME TO
TOTAL DRAMA: COUPLES EDITION
That's right. The fifth season of Total Drama is the couples edition taking place right after Revenge of the Island.
It will go quickly with challenges and vote offs revealing the top couple and the winner of the cash prize.
You decide!
Original Couples in the running:
Geoff and Bridgette
Gwen and Duncan
Owen and Izzy
DJ and the cod
Lindsay and Tyler
Heather and Alejandro
Harold and Leshawna
Sierra and Cody
Noah and Courtney
PLUS two mystery couples from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island
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"Welcome to Montreal. That's right because nobody would put it in the budget for another jet we couldn't get to Paris and we had to settle for here… the most prominent, but maybe not the most romantic city of Quebec." Chris spread out his hand to show the scenic Montreal backdrop.
"This season we bring you all the hottest couples in Total Drama history, all on one show where each couple will compete for the one million cash prize! This is Total Drama: Couples Edition and its heating up as the most competitive and lovey-dovey Total Drama yet. Oh la la." He fanned himself and continued.
"Now here's the first couple. They've been on and off since the first season and were kicked off the second season for constantly making out. First ones on the show, we have Geoff and Bridgette."
Geoff and Bridgette walked in front of the cameras and waved, not making out for once.
"Next we have another favorite. He's full of attitude and has been to juvie. She stole him away from another contestant earning herself a title of 'boyfriend kisser'. They both like horror movies and dark colors. Welcome Gwen, Duncan - Gwuncan."
Gwen and Duncan were the next ones out. His arm around her, Gwen smiles and waves nervously.
"He's 400 pounds of pure fun. She's 115 pounds of crazy. Together they're crazy fun, it's Owen and Izzayyyyyyy."
Izzy rides Owen like a horse as Owen stampedes in front of the camera on his hands and knees.
"Yee-haw!"
"Ah, this is one of my favorites, because they got together in none other than my home town, Newfoundland. DJ and the coddddddddddddddddddd."
DJ walked in hugging his cod in the fish bowl.
"Yeah, oooookay. She likes the shopping, he likes her and occasionally suffering major bodily injuries. Most people think they have about a brain cell shared between the two of them. Welcome Lindsay and Tyler."
Lindsay jumped up and down clapping and then stopped. "Yay! It's Tyler! Wait… which one is Tyler again?"
Everyone groaned.
Tyler, right next to her, raised his hand. "Right here babe."
She gave him a skeptical look. "Um, I don't think so…"
"Moving on. This manipulative diva has kissed the most people in Total Drama history and would do almost anything to win. He is pretty much her with a goatee. It's Heather and Alejandroooooo".
They both walk out, not looking at each other but waving at the cameras and flashing smiles.
"He spends his spare times at magic and comic conventions; she spends her spare time talking smack about other contestants. It's none other than Harold and Leshawna."
Leshawna came out with a hand on her hip, Harold followed. "I did that one time. Once. And that's what you're saying to introduce me?"
"It was memorable." Chris shrugged unapologetic.
"She used to be just a crazy stalker and now…. well… she's pretty much still a crazy stalker. And he had to put up with her all throughout the third season much to the amusement of our viewers. It's Sierra and Codayyyy. Or better known as Coderra. Nice blog by the way Sierra. I learned things about Cody that I didn't even WANT to know."
"Gah!" Cody exclaimed and hung his shoulders ashamedly.
"Thanks Chris, you know I really tried to get the most interesting-"
"Uh-huh, now move along." Chris cut her off impatiently "She's sued this show countless times and wants to make Duncan pay. He's… also looking forward to sticking it to Duncan? It's Courtney and… Noah?" Chris scratched his head. "Wait just one sweet minute guys. Couples Edition is for couples that have shared at least one verified kiss on one of the Total Drama serieses. Thems the breaks. So you either pucker up in the next five seconds or you're out of here!"
"Come on, Harold and Leshawna aren't even a couple!" Courtney threw her hands up in the air in protest.
"Ah, but they kissed."
"And DJ and the cod? It's a fish!"
"Kissed."
"And Heather and Alejandro don't even like each other," chimed in Noah.
"And still they kissed. Now you have five, four, three, two…"
"One million dollars, one million dollars," Noah remind himself before closing his eyes for the shortest millisecond of a kiss ever. Courtney gave Chris a look of triumph that he couldn't kick them out of the competition.
"Okay don't get all Bridgette and Geoff on me. No one wants to see that. Now we've got two more couples from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island who will join us after we've kicked one of these couples to the curb to make it an even ten couples. So for our Total Drama veterans, it's time to see if you're going to continue on or you lovebirds are going to be watching this season from your sofa." He pointed at each of them.
"Now since you all like singing so much this first challenge to see who will stay will be a duet. If the two of you can't sing a proper duet, then you're out and the other couples are in as your replacement. Juicy." Chris turned to the camera.
"Who will sing to each other and make Chef bawl like he did while watching this years top romantic comedy and who will completely suck? Stay tuned to Total Drama: Couples Edition to find out!" Chris put out his hand extravagantly to the camera and then stopped. "Okay, that's a wrap. Now who is going to get me my chicken burrito? People! I've been hungry for a full twelve minutes now…"
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who should be the first out?
DJ and the cod? Lindsay and Tyler?
REVIEW and DECIDE NOW!