I'm so bored that I decided to make a fic that makes no sense! No plot or anything! Heh, Heh. This'll be interesting...

Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, Clone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barney, or basically anything else here.

THE RANDOM FIC THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

Van Flyheit is sitting in a chair when all of a sudden:

NINJAS: *Jump down from the ceiling and start singing scary ninja folksongs*

VAN: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NINJAS!!!

NARRATOR: Yes, I just said that.

OBI-WAN-KENOBI: Who are you, strange voice from above?

NARRATOR: I'm the narrator.

VAN: Who the heck are you, stupid bearded man?

NINJAS: GINSENG TEA!!

CLONE TROOPER #1: Ginseng Tea does wonders for my skin!

OBI-WAN: You don't put it on your skin, you nimrod!

VAN: What's going on here?!?

CLONE TROOPER #2: We're clone troopers led by General Kenobi!

CLONE TROOPER #1: And I love herbal tea too!

NINJAS: Aren't those two teas the same?

OBI-WAN: No way! Ginseng tea is Japanese or something...

VAN: *Starts singing, for some reason* I love youuuuu, a bushel and a peck! A bu-

SONIC: Cut it out!

CLONE TROOPER #4: Who are you, strange blue creature?

VAN: Wait, what happened to clone trooper #3?

CLONE TROOPER#2: He's using the little duplicate's room.

NINJAS: *Start singing more folksongs*

SONIC: NO MORE SINGING!!!

BARNEY: I think It's a hedgehog.

OBI-WAN: Of course he is, you bloated lizard!

NINJAS: La La La La, my numchucks cracked, my numchucks cracked, my numchucks cracked...

SONIC: I'm serious! STOP SINGING!!!

VAN: Awww, he's so cute! Dad, can I keep the creepy blue hedgehog?

OBI-WAN: Only if you take this purple dinosaur to the prom.

CLONE TROOPER #5: OOH! Pick me instead!

OBI-WAN: You see, son? This is a wanted dino!

NINJAS: *Still singing* There was a person, had a sword, who cut off lots of people's-

BARNEY: HEY! Don't go there! Just be a friend!

CLONE TROOPER #5: *Sobbing* Nobody loves me...

VAN: I love you!

OBI-WAN: Oh, no you don't! You have an obligation to Barney!

VAN: Then I'll dump Barney!

NINJAS: *Singing in chorus line* He'll duuuump Barney, yes he'll duuuuuuuuuump Barney, and he'll-

SONIC: *Turning very red* Cut....It...Out!

VAN: Awww...It's okay, little blue thing! Don't cry!

OBI-WAN: VAN! It's time you made your decision! It's either Sonic or Clone Trooper #5!

NARRATOR: Van stammers, trying to decide. Alas, he is torn between his two greatest loves, Sonic the Hedgehog and Clone Trooper #5! Which one will he choose? Find out next time!

NINJAS: *Singing finale* Fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnndddd......Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.....................Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxttttttttttt tttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Well, that proved to be confusing. I don't know if anyone will review this, but if you do, please find it in your hearts to tell Van who his true love will be- Sonic or trooper#5? Hey, that WAS fun!