EPIC VG RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
YUKA TAKEUCHI!
VERSUS
EMILY O'MALLEY!
Beats: Dannii Minogue - Creep (Instrumental)
BEGIN!
(EMILY)
Ciao Bella, Lasciate che il gioco inizia/
I'm a star of every Delicious games, I smell like vittoria
Variable Geo? More like Various Cooking Feat/
You'll be leaving Emily's Place steaming mad in defeat
You're all stressed, that's why you're in pain/
You need a holiday in France or Ireland, hop onto my train
Call me MC Napoli, I'm expert star gold/
You're still a virgin so I'll bake you into Hentai À La Mode
(YUKA)
You hardly put up a fight, I am born a winner/
I can beat you so hard you're turning into Italian Dinner
You can't go into the VG Ring/
Go back to the kitchen and start cooking
I'm a good fighter even cooler than Justin Bieber/
You're even lamer than 1 Direction. Never say Never
I have the power; you'll burn faster than a baker's dozen/
I have to bake something. Emily, put it in to my oven
(EMILY)
Even I don't need to fight, you should've taken fight/
I'm a good cook, baked raps taste just right
Serving customers is my thing, you might be lucky/
Why don't you hang out with Tamao Mitsurugi?
(TAMAO)
HEY! Don't mention my name/
I'm going to beat at your own game
Bring it on, Emily! I'm a fighting game fan/
Now excuse me Yuka, I'm off to date my man
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!