Gryffindor Tours
Note: Sorry, but this popped up in my head after reading too many fics with Deatheater Draco... Has anyone noticed that if your not careful, Dark Mark and Dark Lord will sometimes come out "Dork Mark and Dork Lord." I cracked up when I typed that once.. ^^"
Disclaimer: *sighs* Still don't own Harry Potter... but I can dream!
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(Current Scene: Draco is at the Malfoy Manor about to be initiated into the Death Eaters...
Takes place summer after 6th year. )
Draco sighed. Today his father was going to "brand" him with the damn
Dark Mark. He had broken up with Harry before summer started because he knew that
Harry could never love a Death Eater. Lucius Malfoy kicked the door open. He was
followed by Voldemort.
"Draco! The Dark Lord is here to bring you into our group. You should feel
honored." Draco glared at the two older wizards. Senior Crabbe had taken his wand so
he was defenseless. He would become a deatheater. It was apparently meant to be.
Draco sighed again.
"Hold out your arm, Little Dragon." Voldemort demanded. Draco slowly
revealed his arm to them. Voldemort pulled out his arm but paused when he heard loud
voices coming from the next room. The owner of the voices quickly entered the room.
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, and Dean Thomas
all smiled and chatted amoungst themselves.
Draco blinked twice. (Damn that double blond blink.) What on earth were
they doing here? Voldemort snarled. Damn Potter. Wait, now he could finally do away
with him. Yes! Harry smiled and led the group around the room. Was it just him or were
the stupid Gryffindors wearing Hawaii style shirts?
"Too your right, we have the Evil Lord Voldemort, A.K.A Tom Riddle. To
your left, we have a soon to be Deatheater..." The Gryffindors Ooh'ed and Ahh'ed
and snapped photos.
"What is this?!"Voldemort boomed. Harry smiled even wider.
"This is Gryffindor Tours of course. Care to join our happy little group?"
"It's great fun!" Piped Hermione
"It's terrific! Everything is so interesting!" Said Seamus enthusiastically.
The rest of the group all nodded cheerfully.
"The hell..." Lucius started but he was cut off by Voldemort lunging at
Harry and wrapping his hands around his fragile neck. Why bother with mess magic
when you can snap the neck much easily.
"You said this wouldn't happen, Harry!" Harry managed to squeak out.
The entire group painfully changed forms into other people. Ron into Harry, Harry
into Hermione, Hermione into Seamus, Seamus into Dean, and Dean into Ron.
"What the fuckin' Hell?!" Lucius finished. Harry pulled out his wand and
Avada'd Voldemort.
"Sheesh, Harry! You almost hit me!"
"Ooh, sorry Ron."
"Eh, it's ok."
Draco blinked again. "What is going on?" he asked, his grey eyes wide.
"We're rescuing you." Harry smiled. Draco nodded and jumped up from
his seat. He pulled Harry into a long, drawn out kiss. One full of love.
"EWWW!" Squealed four voices. The rest of the group covered their eyes. Lucius did a double blonde blink and promptly fainted.
Note: Sorry, but this popped up in my head after reading too many fics with Deatheater Draco... Has anyone noticed that if your not careful, Dark Mark and Dark Lord will sometimes come out "Dork Mark and Dork Lord." I cracked up when I typed that once.. ^^"
Disclaimer: *sighs* Still don't own Harry Potter... but I can dream!
________
(Current Scene: Draco is at the Malfoy Manor about to be initiated into the Death Eaters...
Takes place summer after 6th year. )
Draco sighed. Today his father was going to "brand" him with the damn
Dark Mark. He had broken up with Harry before summer started because he knew that
Harry could never love a Death Eater. Lucius Malfoy kicked the door open. He was
followed by Voldemort.
"Draco! The Dark Lord is here to bring you into our group. You should feel
honored." Draco glared at the two older wizards. Senior Crabbe had taken his wand so
he was defenseless. He would become a deatheater. It was apparently meant to be.
Draco sighed again.
"Hold out your arm, Little Dragon." Voldemort demanded. Draco slowly
revealed his arm to them. Voldemort pulled out his arm but paused when he heard loud
voices coming from the next room. The owner of the voices quickly entered the room.
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, and Dean Thomas
all smiled and chatted amoungst themselves.
Draco blinked twice. (Damn that double blond blink.) What on earth were
they doing here? Voldemort snarled. Damn Potter. Wait, now he could finally do away
with him. Yes! Harry smiled and led the group around the room. Was it just him or were
the stupid Gryffindors wearing Hawaii style shirts?
"Too your right, we have the Evil Lord Voldemort, A.K.A Tom Riddle. To
your left, we have a soon to be Deatheater..." The Gryffindors Ooh'ed and Ahh'ed
and snapped photos.
"What is this?!"Voldemort boomed. Harry smiled even wider.
"This is Gryffindor Tours of course. Care to join our happy little group?"
"It's great fun!" Piped Hermione
"It's terrific! Everything is so interesting!" Said Seamus enthusiastically.
The rest of the group all nodded cheerfully.
"The hell..." Lucius started but he was cut off by Voldemort lunging at
Harry and wrapping his hands around his fragile neck. Why bother with mess magic
when you can snap the neck much easily.
"You said this wouldn't happen, Harry!" Harry managed to squeak out.
The entire group painfully changed forms into other people. Ron into Harry, Harry
into Hermione, Hermione into Seamus, Seamus into Dean, and Dean into Ron.
"What the fuckin' Hell?!" Lucius finished. Harry pulled out his wand and
Avada'd Voldemort.
"Sheesh, Harry! You almost hit me!"
"Ooh, sorry Ron."
"Eh, it's ok."
Draco blinked again. "What is going on?" he asked, his grey eyes wide.
"We're rescuing you." Harry smiled. Draco nodded and jumped up from
his seat. He pulled Harry into a long, drawn out kiss. One full of love.
"EWWW!" Squealed four voices. The rest of the group covered their eyes. Lucius did a double blonde blink and promptly fainted.