Oh, he'd definitely learned new tricks alright.
Barely a day back in Konoha, and he's already displaying what he'd learnt to do with Kage Bunshin no Jutsu.
Shikamaru's impressed.
His shadows held them off – the clone that was biting his ear and had one hand under his turtleneck, the other undoing his hair-tie; the clone who was yanking his pants off from behind, and the real one who was kneeling in front of him, his teeth already fixed onto the elastic band of his briefs, about to rip them off any second now.
Kage Nui sliced through the black and orange fabric.
"Ah, that's better."
"That's nothing, you lazy ass. I'm the one doing all the work."
And for once, Naruto's right.
There probably wasn't anyone else who could french, fuck, and give a brain-breaking blowjob at the same time.