Nara: Hey everybody! Welcome back! Now that the Akatsuki are all taken care of, Points to row of trees in the background. We can be perfectly good. For now.
Naruto: Hey, didn't you have some questions to answer?
Nara: Whoops, I guess I do, don't I?
Naruto: STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTION WITH OTHER QUESTIONS!
Nara: Stop being annoying, and maybe I will.
Naruto: Mumbles I hate reverse psychology.
Nara: That's the whole reason I use it! Anyway, We have some questions that need to be answered, so let's bring everyone in!
Hinata: H-hi everyone.
Shikamaru: Uh, hey.
Sasuke: Why exactly am I here again?
Nara: Because if you weren't, I would have to hunt you down, and kill you.
Sasuke: ok, but I still think I would do better training right now.
Nara: Stop complaining, and sit down.
(hinata) why do you always stutter
even though naruto's not around?
(gaara)do you EVER eat
sweets?
(nara)why is everything in bold?
Hinata: Well, I-I'm very shy. I d-don't think I c-could speak any o-other way.
Nara: Oh, Hinata! It's ok. You don't have to be social to be my friend.
Hinata: Oh, t-thank you.
Gaara: Well, I do like cookies, and I would go insane without them.
Nara: 0.o I didn't know that. Poor Gaara-Kun!
Gaara: Eh, be quiet Nara-san.
Nara: Glares at Gaara ok, well, I thought that if things were bold, people would see things better. And technically, it is a question, answer talk show.
I was inspired! I thought I should do one of my own.
Itatchi: Ok, can you let us off these trees now?
Nara: No! Why would I do that? Torturing you is way more fun!
Itatchi: Sighs, we are never going to get down from here, are we.
Nara: Of course you are! As soon as we get Oruchimaru, we'll tie him up too. Then I'll let everybody go when I don't need you anymore.
Well, that's all the time we have for now folks, so keep those questions commin, and let us know if you want anybody free before their time comes!
Everyone: Gasp!
Nara: I meant for the end of the talk show you idiots.