A/N: HI! I'm bored right now it's midnight but I'm on spring break so ha.
Don't ask me why but I felt like making a teen titans musical because I'm a
hyper-insane monkey girl MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**Cough**
Disclaimer: Nope not mine SO DON'T BE ACUSING ME OF A CRIME I NEVER COMMITED BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL HAVE TO HIRE A LAWYER, SEND THEM TO YOUR
HOUSE TO STALK YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND THEN YOU GET ATTACKED BY RANDOM
NOSTRILS AND........
**Catwngs dies because of the event she forgot to breath, there is much
rejoicing**
** Five hours later catwngs revives do to the fact her favorite T.V. show
turns on, there is no more rejoicing**
~The Curtain Opens~
~Robin enters Stage Right~
Robin (Talking): Hello, we are the Teen Titans, this is our musical, and..
~Catwngs Storms onto the stage~
Catwngs: CUT! CUT! CUT! THIS IS A MUSICAL, GET IT MU-SIC-AL! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO SING YOU NUMBSKULL!
Robin: But you aren't singing.
Catwngs: THAT'S NOT THE POINT I'M THE WRITER! CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND START
OVER AGAIN BUT THIS TIME SING! OR YOU'LL BE DELETED FROM THIS STORY!
~Catwngs Storms off stage~
Robin: Humph.
~Robin Exits Stage~
~Curtain Closes~
~Curtain Opens~
~Robin comes onto the stage again~
Robin (Singing): HELLO! We are the Teen Titans! We fight bad guys all day
long. There are five of us and I'm the first to start this song!
~StarFire flies onto the stage~
Starfire: HI I'm Starfire, but you can call me Star! Be nice to me or I'll
feed you to a plumgornianoctar!
~BeastBoy runs onto the stage~
BeastBoy: Yes! I know I'm green! But I'm not mean! In fact I'm funny!
Raven (backstage not singing): No Your Not.
BeastBoy (Ignoring Raven and continuing): I can even turn into a bunny!
~BeastBoy Turns Into A Green Bunny But Is Chased Away By Some Loose
Ravenous Foxes~
BeastBoy (In a Singing sort of way): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Foxes (Also in a singing sort of way): **Snarl**
Raven (In a High Pitched Voice): I'M RAVEN! I LIKE BLACK! I..
~Everyone gives Raven Blank stares Raven, slowly walks off stage then
Cyborg Prances our with a red curly wig on~
Cyborg: THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW! BUT YOU'VE GOTTA HANG ON TILL
TOMO....
Robin (Talking in a singing fashion): CYBORG! You need to make up your own
songs! Not ones that have been used! You dirty poser!
~Cyborg bursts into tears~
Cyborg (Also talking in a singing sort of way): BUT I FEEL SO PRETTY IN
THIS WIG! OH WHY, WHY WASEN'T I A GIRL WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Cyborg runs off stage still crying leaving Star and Robin alone~
Star: OH NO! Wut we gunna do! We can't do a musical with just me! **Points
to Robin** and you! OH NO! Wut we gunna do we gotta get outta here!
Catwngs (off stage in a big fancy director's chair): NO! MUST CONTINUE
MUSICAL! HEY BRING IN THE DANCING FRUITS!
~Many Bananas Enter the stage and start a can-can line; Robins eye begins
to twitch~
Star: OH NO! ROBIN HAS BANNANA PHOBIA!
Robin: BANNANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Robin Hysterically Runs off stage and BB runs on~
BB: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Foxes run on stage after BB who is still in rabbit form.
Foxes: **SNARL**
StarFire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MENTAL
BREAKDOWN!
~Starfire goes into a fetal position~
StarFire: Find a happy place, a happy place.
Bananas: Can can can you do the can can!
Cyborg (Backstage): WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Raven (also backstage, in her high pitched voice): I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY
CYBORG!
Cyborg: **sniff** REALLY? OH HAPPY DAYS!!!!
~Cyborg Runs on stage but suddenly blows up, and a team of ninja mongooses
take his remains to a land of mashed potatoes~
Catwngs: MY DIRECTORS CAREER RUINED!!!!!!
~The audience applauds~
Audience: BANNANAS! BANNANAS!
~The audience throws roses onto the stage~
Robin (Somewhere in Peru): BANNANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catwngs: YAY MY HOPE IS ALIVE AGAIN!
~A twenty million pound anvil drops onto catwngs, and there is much
rejoicing~
~Curtain closes do to overload of roses thrown to the bananas~
A/N: YAY! THAT WAS FUN, TEEHEE I HOPE YOU ALL LOVED IT! MAYBE I'LL DO IT
AGAIN WAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! REVIEW IF YOU REALLY WANT TO!
~Catwngs suddenly realizes that she is under a twenty million pound anvil
but she hands out cheese to all of her loving reviewers YAY CHEESE! ~
hyper-insane monkey girl MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**Cough**
Disclaimer: Nope not mine SO DON'T BE ACUSING ME OF A CRIME I NEVER COMMITED BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL HAVE TO HIRE A LAWYER, SEND THEM TO YOUR
HOUSE TO STALK YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND THEN YOU GET ATTACKED BY RANDOM
NOSTRILS AND........
**Catwngs dies because of the event she forgot to breath, there is much
rejoicing**
** Five hours later catwngs revives do to the fact her favorite T.V. show
turns on, there is no more rejoicing**
~The Curtain Opens~
~Robin enters Stage Right~
Robin (Talking): Hello, we are the Teen Titans, this is our musical, and..
~Catwngs Storms onto the stage~
Catwngs: CUT! CUT! CUT! THIS IS A MUSICAL, GET IT MU-SIC-AL! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO SING YOU NUMBSKULL!
Robin: But you aren't singing.
Catwngs: THAT'S NOT THE POINT I'M THE WRITER! CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND START
OVER AGAIN BUT THIS TIME SING! OR YOU'LL BE DELETED FROM THIS STORY!
~Catwngs Storms off stage~
Robin: Humph.
~Robin Exits Stage~
~Curtain Closes~
~Curtain Opens~
~Robin comes onto the stage again~
Robin (Singing): HELLO! We are the Teen Titans! We fight bad guys all day
long. There are five of us and I'm the first to start this song!
~StarFire flies onto the stage~
Starfire: HI I'm Starfire, but you can call me Star! Be nice to me or I'll
feed you to a plumgornianoctar!
~BeastBoy runs onto the stage~
BeastBoy: Yes! I know I'm green! But I'm not mean! In fact I'm funny!
Raven (backstage not singing): No Your Not.
BeastBoy (Ignoring Raven and continuing): I can even turn into a bunny!
~BeastBoy Turns Into A Green Bunny But Is Chased Away By Some Loose
Ravenous Foxes~
BeastBoy (In a Singing sort of way): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Foxes (Also in a singing sort of way): **Snarl**
Raven (In a High Pitched Voice): I'M RAVEN! I LIKE BLACK! I..
~Everyone gives Raven Blank stares Raven, slowly walks off stage then
Cyborg Prances our with a red curly wig on~
Cyborg: THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW! BUT YOU'VE GOTTA HANG ON TILL
TOMO....
Robin (Talking in a singing fashion): CYBORG! You need to make up your own
songs! Not ones that have been used! You dirty poser!
~Cyborg bursts into tears~
Cyborg (Also talking in a singing sort of way): BUT I FEEL SO PRETTY IN
THIS WIG! OH WHY, WHY WASEN'T I A GIRL WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Cyborg runs off stage still crying leaving Star and Robin alone~
Star: OH NO! Wut we gunna do! We can't do a musical with just me! **Points
to Robin** and you! OH NO! Wut we gunna do we gotta get outta here!
Catwngs (off stage in a big fancy director's chair): NO! MUST CONTINUE
MUSICAL! HEY BRING IN THE DANCING FRUITS!
~Many Bananas Enter the stage and start a can-can line; Robins eye begins
to twitch~
Star: OH NO! ROBIN HAS BANNANA PHOBIA!
Robin: BANNANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Robin Hysterically Runs off stage and BB runs on~
BB: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Foxes run on stage after BB who is still in rabbit form.
Foxes: **SNARL**
StarFire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MENTAL
BREAKDOWN!
~Starfire goes into a fetal position~
StarFire: Find a happy place, a happy place.
Bananas: Can can can you do the can can!
Cyborg (Backstage): WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Raven (also backstage, in her high pitched voice): I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY
CYBORG!
Cyborg: **sniff** REALLY? OH HAPPY DAYS!!!!
~Cyborg Runs on stage but suddenly blows up, and a team of ninja mongooses
take his remains to a land of mashed potatoes~
Catwngs: MY DIRECTORS CAREER RUINED!!!!!!
~The audience applauds~
Audience: BANNANAS! BANNANAS!
~The audience throws roses onto the stage~
Robin (Somewhere in Peru): BANNANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catwngs: YAY MY HOPE IS ALIVE AGAIN!
~A twenty million pound anvil drops onto catwngs, and there is much
rejoicing~
~Curtain closes do to overload of roses thrown to the bananas~
A/N: YAY! THAT WAS FUN, TEEHEE I HOPE YOU ALL LOVED IT! MAYBE I'LL DO IT
AGAIN WAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! REVIEW IF YOU REALLY WANT TO!
~Catwngs suddenly realizes that she is under a twenty million pound anvil
but she hands out cheese to all of her loving reviewers YAY CHEESE! ~