Disclaimer:
I am not the Queen of the World, and therefore do not own any of Her characters.

Warnings:
- Eventually, there will probably be some slash and/or femslash.
- No smut. Which I guess is sort of an anti-warning, but I felt the need to say it.
- Title, rating, genre, main characters, and warnings may change change to reflect the majority of the drabbles.
- The disclaimer applies to all of the drabbles.
- Don't run with scissors.

Author's Note:
So. This is gonna be a collection of drabbles (maybe oneshots, if I'm feeling inspired) based on words from a random word generator...which means I keep pressing the refresh button until a word that starts with whatever letter of the alphabet I'm looking for at the time (I'mma do this alphabetically, ya see) comes up and then write a drabble based on that word.
Got it? Good.
So, I'd just like to say that some of them will be in the same universe as each other, while others might not. I think it'd be pretty fun to reference an event that happened in an earlier drabble. Right, so... Off we go!

In this Drabble: Sirius is speaking... Just so you know.

Apologies

I'm sorry, Moony. Really. I didn't think it would happen that way!

I'm sorry. I'm soooooorry! How many times do I have to say it?

...

Will you at least look at me? It's really hard to try to apologize when I don't know if you're listening. Just stop eating your toast and look at me!

Mmm, toast... Could do with some toast right now. And some jam. Strawberry jam...

Anyway.

It's not really all my fault either: if Snivellus hadn't been so stupid and taken the bait so easily--

Stop glaring at me like that! That wasn't the point! I mean, even though he was being a bloody stupid git about it, I still didn't want that to happen. You see? And really, if he hadn't been so damn greedy, I wouldn't have had to curse him for trying to hog all the strawberry jam. But I'm sorry anyway.

Even if it was his fault for blocking the curse and ricocheting it off toward you. But the tentacles did go away pretty quickly, you know. So I don't see what you're so upset about.

I mean. Uh. I'm sorry... Moony? Please start talking to me again. It's been two days.

Author's Note: Originally, this one was Sirius apologizing about the whole 'Snape in the tunnel on the full moon' fiasco, but I couldn't bring myself to write something sad.

...There'll be less AN next time, I promise!